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Title: I love X Factor
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 November 2009, 20:11:58
Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Amigo on 14 November 2009, 20:16:32
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Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)
The viewing public should be ashamed of themselves. ::)
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Post by: PhilRich on 14 November 2009, 20:25:21
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Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)
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Yeh Right!, i've not seen the woman born that didn't know instinctively what was going on in her own house no matter HOW distracted she was!!  She's probably enjoying the novelty of a brief break from the big, sweaty, hairy arsed methane producing lump she married LOL  ;) ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: STMO999 on 14 November 2009, 20:30:21
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Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)
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Yeh Right!, i've not seen the woman born that didn't know instinctively what was going on in her own house no matter HOW distracted she was!!  She's probably enjoying the novelty of a brief break from the big, sweaty, hairy arsed methane producing lump she married LOL  ;) ;D ;D ;D :y


Proud of yer son :y Couldn't have put it better meself ;D ;D
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 November 2009, 20:45:07
I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 14 November 2009, 20:45:47
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I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D
F4rts :P bloody word filter
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Post by: STMO999 on 14 November 2009, 21:07:27
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I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D


How many tins have you eaten today? ::)
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Post by: PhilRich on 14 November 2009, 21:17:33
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I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D


How many tins have you eaten today? ::)
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HeHe Priceless ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 November 2009, 21:18:21
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I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D


How many tins have you eaten today? ::)
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HeHe Priceless ;D ;D :y
No, only a couple of quid in Tescos ;)
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Debs. on 14 November 2009, 21:20:56
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Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)

 ::).......have you come downstairs and left her to it then? ;D


 :-*... ;)... :D
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Post by: STMO999 on 14 November 2009, 21:21:07
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I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D


How many tins have you eaten today? ::)
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HeHe Priceless ;D ;D :y
No, only a couple of quid in Tescos ;)


I know. Quality street, roses, two for £7 in asda. Cant stop picking the rather things. I've just stuffed about ten orange creams. ;D
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Post by: STMO999 on 14 November 2009, 21:21:51
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Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)

 ::).......have you come downstairs and left her to it then? ;D


 :-*... ;)... :D

Haven't you got any burglars to shoot? ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 14 November 2009, 21:23:17
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Haven't you got any burglars to shoot? ;D

 ;)...not anymore!
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Post by: STMO999 on 14 November 2009, 21:24:13
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Haven't you got any burglars to shoot? ;D

 ;)...not anymore!


Where are they? Kebab shop? ;D
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Andy B on 14 November 2009, 21:28:50
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I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D


How many tins have you eaten today? ::)
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HeHe Priceless ;D ;D :y
No, only a couple of quid in Tescos ;)


I know. Quality street, roses, two for £7 in asda. Cant stop picking the rather things. I've just stuffed about ten orange creams. ;D

You'd have been in 7th Heaven where I worked a few years ago then.
Nestle Halifax .... where they make Quality St.  ;)  ;)  ;)
There were literally tons of them where ever you looked, and you could eat as many as made you sick you liked .......  ;)  ;)  ;) Orange Creams were nice without the choclolate straight out the chiller  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Amigo on 14 November 2009, 23:10:43
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Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)

 ::).......have you come downstairs and left her to it then? ;D


 :-*... ;)... :D
Only from a woman!!!!!! ;D :D ::)
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 November 2009, 09:48:21
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Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)

 ::).......have you come downstairs and left her to it then? ;D


 :-*... ;)... :D
Only from a woman!!!!!! ;D :D ::)
Yeah exactly Guy, whats wrong with the Kitchen or back garden or car ::)
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 15 November 2009, 09:52:33
I must say I hate dumbing down, tabloid type tv programmes.............................but I love watching X Factor and the politics, business, and human competitive factors involved, along with some great entertainment!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: PhilRich on 15 November 2009, 19:37:12
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I must say I hate dumbing down, tabloid type tv programmes.............................but I love watching X Factor and the politics, business, and human competitive factors involved, along with some great entertainment!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Well that takes care of X Factor Lizzie, but what do you watch in the way of Great Entertainment? ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 November 2009, 20:17:58
Sue watches this - last night while OOFing I heard bits - noone is anywhere near Freddie
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: albitz on 15 November 2009, 20:19:53
He was ok when he was with the dreamers. :y ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Welung666 on 15 November 2009, 20:21:25
I can hear it because SWMBO has it on, I thought they dug Kate Bush up... turns out it was Shakira ;D ;D
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Post by: Gaffers on 15 November 2009, 20:28:24
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Haven't you got any burglars to shoot? ;D

 ;)...not anymore!

Do not look at the freshly dug mounds of earth in her garden.... ::)
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 November 2009, 20:29:39
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I can hear it because SWMBO has it on, I thought they dug Kate Bush up... turns out it was Shakira ;D ;D


She is on now - I prefer Whenever Whereever, 32 minutes to decent TV
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 15 November 2009, 20:39:19
Are those useless Irish twins still on?
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 November 2009, 20:40:40
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Are those useless Irish twins still on?


I have no idea and no sniper rifle. Just been slagging it off on a TV survey.

Last night I was online to work programming - much more exciting
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Welung666 on 15 November 2009, 20:46:55
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Are those useless Irish twins still on?

Just asked SWMBO and yes they are safe again this week. Apparently it's a young welsh lad and a bloke with huge hair in the sing off  :-?
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 15 November 2009, 20:48:01
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Are those useless Irish twins still on?

Just asked SWMBO and yes they are safe again this week. Apparently it's a young welsh lad and a bloke with huge hair in the sing off  :-?


A fix is going on here somewhere!! ::) ::) ::) ::) >:( >:(
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 15 November 2009, 20:49:43
Ah yes, that guy with the affro.....I would just want to go up behind him, pat his hair and say 'one, two, testing, one, two'
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: TheBoy on 15 November 2009, 20:53:46
Whats X-factor?  Is that the pointless tv prog watched by chavs who are otherwise busy of facebook?
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: maria on 15 November 2009, 20:59:23
I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
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Post by: Welung666 on 15 November 2009, 21:01:36
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y

 ::)
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: maria on 15 November 2009, 21:05:08
Dont you like the program then welung666 ;D
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Post by: Andy B on 15 November 2009, 21:06:28
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y

No!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-? Stop the world!! I want to get off!!!!  :-? :-? Yet more $h1te TV for the wanna-be's & has-beens!  >:(
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Welung666 on 15 November 2009, 21:11:13
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Dont you like the program then welung666 ;D

Never seen it ;D ;D SWMBO watches them, I'm normally on here ;D
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: maria on 15 November 2009, 21:16:43
Albs i cant stand big brother
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Post by: albitz on 15 November 2009, 21:16:53
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Im a has been,get me out of the hotel garden. :y :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 15 November 2009, 21:45:22
I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

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Post by: Pitchfork on 15 November 2009, 21:50:16
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I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D
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Post by: Andy B on 15 November 2009, 21:58:03
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I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D

Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: TheBoy on 15 November 2009, 22:00:02
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 November 2009, 22:16:11
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Are those useless Irish twins still on?

Just asked SWMBO and yes they are safe again this week. Apparently it's a young welsh lad and a bloke with huge hair in the sing off  :-?


I heard them - both crap, they were on as I was getting comfortable for the big show at 9. Boys were under instructions do not come down until you hear the theme music or JCs voice. Turn off Pace Twin, turn on Humax HDR.
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 November 2009, 22:17:50
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.


Erm watch BBC HD or BBC 2 - I like that Romanian road :-* :-*
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: maria on 15 November 2009, 22:25:20
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.



well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: albitz on 15 November 2009, 22:28:54
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Ah yes, that guy with the affro.....I would just want to go up behind him, pat his hair and say 'one, two, testing, one, two'
Go up behind him with a box of matches - 2 second haircut. :y :D ;D

or tell him "its not 1972 and your not a bronx pimp.grow up ffs". ;D ;D........Im only jealous,at least he has a choice how stupid he wants his hair to look. :'( ;D
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Andy B on 15 November 2009, 22:29:05
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well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P

No! :-? I've not had a bath for years ..........









You do get used to the smell  .... eventually!  ;)  :y  :y
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Post by: Vamps on 15 November 2009, 22:31:21
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I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D

Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D

I would ask to join but went on to watch the Xtra factor :-[ :-[ :-[ I do it for the ladies in my life........ ::)
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Post by: Andy B on 15 November 2009, 22:34:48
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I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D

Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D

I would ask to join but went on to watch the Xtra factor :-[ :-[ :-[ I do it for the ladies in my life........ ::)

 :-/ :-/ :-X :-X :-/ :-/ you could always watch another telly, you have to watch it! I take it it's a spin off of the $h1te Factor .......  :-/

 ;) ;)
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Post by: Vamps on 15 November 2009, 22:42:49
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I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D

Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D

I would ask to join but went on to watch the Xtra factor :-[ :-[ :-[ I do it for the ladies in my life........ ::)

 :-/ :-/ :-X :-X :-/ :-/ you could always watch another telly, you have to watch it! I take it it's a spin off of the $h1te Factor .......  :-/

 ;) ;)


It is........ ::) ::) ::)
I have my laptop, so just kind of shut it out, for the most part. ::) However it is important for me to do my research as I work in an all female environment and have to be able to follow some of the conversations....... :-X
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 November 2009, 22:44:28
I know exactly what will be discussd at work tomorrow and it will involve Astons and Romania
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Post by: bob.dent on 16 November 2009, 11:07:18
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I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D

Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D

and me, and lets not insult the word "entertainment" 'cos it ain't!! :P
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 16 November 2009, 12:42:40
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.



well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P


Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.
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Post by: bob.dent on 16 November 2009, 13:23:10
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.



well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P


Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.

 [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D
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Post by: albitz on 16 November 2009, 17:58:26
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.



well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P


Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.
Better still,play "wears the soap". (it certainly does.) :D ;D
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Post by: maria on 16 November 2009, 18:03:14
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.



well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P


Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.

mark I cant as our bath is not big enough or else i would , james does try and get me to have a bath with him and maybe i will one day just to play find the soap but as we use shower gel it be hard but can buy a bar and have fun that way  ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 16 November 2009, 20:50:11
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I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y
Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.



well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P


Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.

mark I cant as our bath is not big enough or else i would , james does try and get me to have a bath with him and maybe i will one day just to play find the soap but as we use shower gel it be hard but can buy a bar and have fun that way  ;D ;D :y

Pm me your address and I will post you a bar as an early xmas present!
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Andy B on 16 November 2009, 21:10:04
Digressing slightly .... but still $h1te TV ....

Does I'm a Nonentity take us till up till Christmas time ???  :( :( :(
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 November 2009, 21:55:43
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Digressing slightly .... but still $h1te TV ....

Does I'm a Nonentity take us till up till Christmas time ???  :( :( :(


Last one 04/12/2009
Title: Re: I love X Factor
Post by: Andy B on 16 November 2009, 22:03:59
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Digressing slightly .... but still $h1te TV ....

Does I'm a Nonentity take us till up till Christmas time ???  :( :( :(


Last one 04/12/2009

 :( That means a lot of time sat at the PC ....   ;D