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Title: Childbirth at 60
Post by: razzo on 17 November 2009, 14:34:54

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 60-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit her.


'May I see the new baby?' I asked


'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'


Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'


'No, not yet,' She said.


After another few minutes had elapsed,


I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'


 



'No, not yet,' replied my friend.


Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'






'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.


'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


 



'BECAUSE I'VE FORGOTTEN WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!


 ;D ;D      


 
 
 
 
 


 

 
 

 

 

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: Jimbob on 17 November 2009, 14:36:50

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: cruisetopoland on 17 November 2009, 14:46:25

You wouldn't have to wait long in our house-teething!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 17 November 2009, 16:36:48

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Brill  :y :y

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 November 2009, 16:46:28

 ;D ;D not bad  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: maria on 17 November 2009, 17:24:36

Good one :y

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 17:56:03

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: Entwood on 17 November 2009, 20:24:44

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: Ghost on 17 November 2009, 22:28:33

Great one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: jonnycool on 17 November 2009, 22:29:28

Very good  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: Del Boy on 17 November 2009, 22:30:16

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: Vamps on 17 November 2009, 22:48:12

OK   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 18 November 2009, 08:28:37

very good  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by: dbug on 18 November 2009, 11:40:32

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y