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Title: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 18:46:06
and hoping this wont be a very long night ;D

tomorrow I need to go hospital , give some blood and films.. seems urinary system need some repairs..

doctor is suspicious about kidney stones  :(

I hate hospitals >:( >:(

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Post by: Kevin Wood on 17 November 2009, 18:47:02
All the best, Cem. Hope everything's OK. :y

Kevin
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 18:47:29
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All the best, Cem. Hope everything's OK. :y

Kevin

Thanks Kevin.. :y
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Post by: HolyCount on 17 November 2009, 18:47:57
Hope it all goes well Cem ..... and don't stray too far from the toilet -- laxatives give very little warning !!!!! :o
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 18:50:50
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Hope it all goes well Cem ..... and don't stray too far from the toilet -- laxatives give very little warning !!!!! :o

 ;D Will try my best ;D..   Thanks :y
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: STMO999 on 17 November 2009, 18:56:07
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and hoping this wont be a very long night ;D

tomorrow I need to go hospital , give some blood and films.. seems urinary system need some repairs..

doctor is suspicious about kidney stones  :(

I hate hospitals >:( >:(



I've had kidney stones Cem, there's no way you'd be unaware, they rather hurt.

Good luck mate and, if you go out, take a cork with you. ;D
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 18:59:23
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and hoping this wont be a very long night ;D

tomorrow I need to go hospital , give some blood and films.. seems urinary system need some repairs..

doctor is suspicious about kidney stones  :(

I hate hospitals >:( >:(



I've had kidney stones Cem, there's no way you'd be unaware, they rather hurt.

Good luck mate and, if you go out, take a cork with you. ;D

yep.. saturday night some things go out.. :(

and I wont forget the cork ;D :y
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: omegod on 17 November 2009, 19:24:14
Remember having to have a scope and sitting in the waiting room with lots of other people who like me where clenching after having an enema squirted up our bums, we had to hold it in for 15 mins.

In the end we were all in hysterics at the strangeness of the situation, the noises our guts made and the facial contortions to try and keep control, so much so the guy opposite lost focus and shat himself. :o

Funniest hospital appointment I ever had :)
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 19:32:09
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Remember having to have a scope and sitting in the waiting room with lots of other people who like me where clenching after having an enema squirted up our bums, we had to hold it in for 15 mins.

In the end we were all in hysterics at the strangeness of the situation, the noises our guts made and the facial contortions to try and keep control, so much so the guy opposite lost focus and shat himself. :o

Funniest hospital appointment I ever had :)

 :o :o
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: albitz on 17 November 2009, 19:36:07
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Remember having to have a scope and sitting in the waiting room with lots of other people who like me where clenching after having an enema squirted up our bums, we had to hold it in for 15 mins.

In the end we were all in hysterics at the strangeness of the situation, the noises our guts made and the facial contortions to try and keep control, so much so the guy opposite lost focus and shat himself. :o

Funniest hospital appointment I ever had :)
Just pictured the scene,hilarious,nearly wet meself. :y ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Richie London on 17 November 2009, 19:56:08
good luck cem.  :y
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 20:18:15
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good luck cem.  :y

Thanks  :y
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: Andy B on 17 November 2009, 20:23:20
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Remember having to have a scope and sitting in the waiting room with lots of other people who like me where clenching after having an enema squirted up our bums, we had to hold it in for 15 mins.

In the end we were all in hysterics at the strangeness of the situation, the noises our guts made and the facial contortions to try and keep control, so much so the guy opposite lost focus and shat himself. :o

Funniest hospital appointment I ever had :)

 ;D  ;D ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: Andy B on 17 November 2009, 20:25:17
Good luck Cem!
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 20:30:37
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Good luck Cem!

Thanks Andy :y

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Post by: STMO999 on 17 November 2009, 20:32:05
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Good luck Cem!

Thanks Andy :y



Bit of an echo there Cem. Are you on the khasi with your laptop? ;D ;D
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 20:33:16
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Good luck Cem!

Thanks Andy :y



Bit of an echo there Cem. Are you on the khasi with your laptop? ;D ;D

nope ;D :y

dont buy that car ;D :y
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Post by: STMO999 on 17 November 2009, 20:36:32
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Good luck Cem!

Thanks Andy :y



Bit of an echo there Cem. Are you on the khasi with your laptop? ;D ;D

nope ;D :y

dont buy that car ;D :y


I wont. You've all put me off it. :(
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 November 2009, 20:37:27
All the best cem - hope things are not too uncomfortable :y :y
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 20:44:25
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All the best cem - hope things are not too uncomfortable :y :y

currently only having some stress and rushing downstairs ;D ;D :y :y
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Post by: Debs. on 17 November 2009, 20:47:16
 ;) I hope for good news for the tests and a full return to good health for your 'plumbing', Cem! :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 November 2009, 20:47:28
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All the best cem - hope things are not too uncomfortable :y :y

currently only having some stress and rushing downstairs ;D ;D :y :y


Hope you made it on time ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: MickAP on 17 November 2009, 20:58:46
Prune juice, (rocket fuel) that's what you need.
Was in hospital after an op and the doc's said you need to open your bowels. Another patient insisted I had some of his prune juice, within 4 hours boy did I go to the toilet.

All the best Cem.

Mick
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 21:00:53
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;) I hope for good news for the tests and a full return to good health for your 'plumbing', Cem! :y

 :y
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 21:01:21
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Prune juice, (rocket fuel) that's what you need.
Was in hospital after an op and the doc's said you need to open your bowels. Another patient insisted I had some of his prune juice, within 4 hours boy did I go to the toilet.

All the best Cem.

Mick

 :y
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Post by: mantahatch on 17 November 2009, 21:08:37
Hope everything turns out well cem. All the best.   :y
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Post by: STMO999 on 17 November 2009, 21:09:24
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Hope everything spurts out well cem. All the best.   :y


 :o :o
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 November 2009, 21:09:42
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Hope everything turns out well cem. All the best.   :y

 :y
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 17 November 2009, 22:59:23
Good luck Cem  :y :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: Tony H on 18 November 2009, 00:08:20

A few years ago I had to have a barium enema I was given some stuff to clear my bowels (and I mean totally clear) ( maybe to much information :o)  and that it did within 15 minutes of taking it I put finger nail marks in the rim of the toilet bowl hanging on to prevent me going into orbit. It certainly did what it said on the tin. Then I went for the emema It felt like they had pumped half a hundred weight of liquid lead up my marmite motorway :o I dont know what gave me the most relief getting the all clear or jettisoning the barium. apologies to readers that have a sensitive disposition ::) Any way that said hope all goes well Cem, Keep smiling, and good luck  :y
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Post by: Vamps on 18 November 2009, 00:12:25
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A few years ago I had to have a barium enema I was given some stuff to clear my bowels (and I mean totally clear) ( maybe to much information :o)  and that it did within 15 minutes of taking it I put finger nail marks in the rim of the toilet bowl hanging on to prevent me going into orbit. It certainly did what it said on the tin. Then I went for the emema It felt like they had pumped half a hundred weight of liquid lead up my marmite motorway :o I dont know what gave me the most relief getting the all clear or jettisoning the barium. apologies to readers that have a sensitive disposition ::) Any way that said hope all goes well Cem, Keep smiling, and good luck  :y

Been there and done that :o and having 'evacuated' in the hospital was praying the taxi would get me home quick enough for what was to follow...... :D :D :D
Title: Re: waiting for the laxative to take effect..
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 18 November 2009, 03:37:11
Good luck with that cem, hope its nothing too serious.
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Post by: dbug on 18 November 2009, 08:18:58
Good luck cem mate  :y
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Post by: PhilRich on 18 November 2009, 21:42:50
Good luck with your hospital visit CEM mate :y
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Post by: zirax on 18 November 2009, 22:32:14
Good luck  :y

Some of the posts above reminded me of the Agent Picolax story.....
http://www.madcaow.com/blog/2007/07/24/agent-picolax/