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Title: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: Debs. on 19 November 2009, 11:23:21

Finally, the blonde joke to end all blonde jokes:

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: STMO999 on 19 November 2009, 11:24:27

Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: Jimbob on 19 November 2009, 11:36:55

dont be getting any ideas!


(ohh and how are your security issues going?)

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Post by: cruisetopoland on 19 November 2009, 11:37:37

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 November 2009, 11:37:45

 ;D ;D very sweet, however I hope it doesn't wind some others up ;D :y :y

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Post by: jerry on 19 November 2009, 11:41:34

youve just got to love blonde jokes havent you ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: Debs. on 19 November 2009, 11:43:40

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.....(ohh and how are your security issues going?)

New cctv-camera and high-pressure sodium farmyard lighting, combined with my dogs; which 'bark on command', are doing the trick so far, thanks Jimbob....many sleepless nights (on guard) though.

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Post by: Debs. on 19 November 2009, 11:45:31

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Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*

 ;) I know that song!.....isn`t there a Dumb-De-Dumb verse too? :-/

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 November 2009, 11:57:06

I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

Kevin

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 November 2009, 14:52:57

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I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: Debs. on 19 November 2009, 14:59:13

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I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y

.....are you both trying to wind me up? ;D

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 November 2009, 15:06:05

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I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y

.....are you both trying to wind me up? ;D

...should that be the case I'm sure others would spring to your aid - a bracelet of admirers perhaps?

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: kevinminton on 19 November 2009, 15:17:48

Well I thought about getting on soapbox again - but then I'd probably get a ticking off ...

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 November 2009, 15:43:56

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Well I thought about getting on soapbox again - but then I'd probably get a ticking off ...

Perhaps no one would be watching K ;D ;D :y

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Post by: unlucky alf on 19 November 2009, 15:47:09

this thread is going a bit cuckoo if you ask me ;D

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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 19 November 2009, 17:15:44

very good  ;D ;D

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Post by: Dodger on 19 November 2009, 19:01:41

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Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*

 ;) I know that song!.....isn`t there a Dumb-De-Dumb verse too? :-/

And also a Dumb-Dumb-De-Dum, Dum-De-Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum! :y

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: Amigo on 19 November 2009, 19:07:59

Where the dogs "Golden" Retrievers by any chance? ;D

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: unlucky alf on 19 November 2009, 19:10:55

didnt des o`conner do a song,,,,,dicky-dumb dumb-dicky-dumb dumb? :(

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 19 November 2009, 19:37:31

Sorry, heard that joke before, so it's "second hand" to me  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Ghost on 19 November 2009, 19:39:25

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I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

Kevin

No mate she called her dogs   emm,  vee and Six Lol
the joke is not bad either [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 November 2009, 19:42:55

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.....(ohh and how are your security issues going?)

New cctv-camera and high-pressure sodium farmyard lighting, combined with my dogs; which 'bark on command', are doing the trick so far, thanks Jimbob....many sleepless nights (on guard) though.

unfortunately all cctv systems have side effects on psychology (I wish one time I could write that correctly at the first attempt)