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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Varche on 15 November 2009, 17:10:44
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An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, L-19s, Cessnas, T-6s, flew in Vietnam in a C-130, and later Phantoms during my third tour. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was....but I just found out I am a lesbian.'
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:o ::) :y
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PMSL! Absobloodylutely great ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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That makes me a pilot then! ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Being a life-long lesbian I can subscribe to that :-* :-* :-* :y
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I confess I'm a lesbian [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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I think I'm a bit of both. ::) Fortunately I don't tend to do both at the same time. :-X
Kevin
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I'll have some of that. ;D ;D
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An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, L-19s, Cessnas, T-6s, flew in Vietnam in a C-130, and later Phantoms during my third tour. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was....but I just found out I am a lesbian.'
I heard the woman was a strict vagitarian :y
Doug
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I think I'm a bit of both. ::) Fortunately I don't tend to do both at the same time. :-X
Kevin
No come to mention it i havn`t tried flying whilst being a lesbian :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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No come to mention it i havn`t tried flying whilst being a lesbian :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
It might be tricky; but you could give it a go! ;D