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Title: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: Varche on 15 November 2009, 17:10:44
An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, L-19s, Cessnas, T-6s, flew in Vietnam in a C-130, and later Phantoms during my third tour. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was....but I just found out I am a lesbian.'
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: Devious on 15 November 2009, 17:20:26
 :o ::) :y
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: PhilRich on 15 November 2009, 18:20:16
PMSL! Absobloodylutely great ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: Debs. on 15 November 2009, 18:38:06
That makes me a pilot then! ;D
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: Ziad on 15 November 2009, 20:29:12
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 15 November 2009, 21:38:00
Being a life-long lesbian I can subscribe to that  :-* :-* :-* :y
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: Ghost on 15 November 2009, 21:43:20
I confess I'm a lesbian [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: Kevin Wood on 15 November 2009, 23:57:08
I think I'm a bit of both. ::) Fortunately I don't tend to do both at the same time. :-X

Kevin
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 16 November 2009, 03:31:00
I'll have some of that.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: doog on 19 November 2009, 21:27:20
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An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, L-19s, Cessnas, T-6s, flew in Vietnam in a C-130, and later Phantoms during my third tour. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was....but I just found out I am a lesbian.'


I heard the woman was a strict vagitarian  :y

Doug

Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: rob in gib on 19 November 2009, 22:17:30
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I think I'm a bit of both. ::) Fortunately I don't tend to do both at the same time. :-X

Kevin


No come to mention it i havn`t tried flying whilst being a lesbian :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Post by: Debs. on 19 November 2009, 22:22:02
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No come to mention it i havn`t tried flying whilst being a lesbian :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

It might be tricky; but you could give it a go! ;D