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Title: Law
Post by: tunnie on 21 November 2009, 11:42:13

    * Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
    * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
    * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
    * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."


Genuine Script from a US Court

Title: Re: Law
Post by: cam2502 on 21 November 2009, 12:21:40

read that one before somewhere. good though :y

Title: Re: Law
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 21 November 2009, 13:03:05

good one  ;D ;D