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Title: Poor pussy
Post by: STMO123 on 17 March 2007, 15:36:51
That got your attention


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Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: DaveL on 17 March 2007, 15:40:10
Have heard about the chav's de-catting but that is ridiculous. :'( :'(
 8-)
DaveL
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: STMO123 on 17 March 2007, 15:45:07
 ;D


Come on guys. Make with the cat jokes
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: Jim Bob2 on 17 March 2007, 15:50:48
Puts a new angle on the often used phrase ' F##ked Cat'. ;D
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: CaptainZok on 17 March 2007, 16:03:26
Bet that took up a few of its nine lives.
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: DaveL on 17 March 2007, 19:28:37
Come on we will have to claw back a few more. ;D ;D
 8-)
DaveL
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: razzo on 17 March 2007, 19:28:49
it dont say wot snapped cat or belt however,is mg short for moggy gutted or mgf mean moggy got fu***d, needless to say damage to this engine could be CATastrophic,it may need an inspection by a man hoo can to ensure it could be restored to PURRfect condition. He lives in London bet its CATford,not only that i heard it got damaged driving driving over cats eyes & if he dont live in CATford i bet its PURRley. Heard him drive it MMMEEEEEEOOOOOWW. Still at the end of the day 8 out of 10 mg owners said their cats prefURED it. Gonna leave the stella alone now,being WHISKed off somewhere nice, nite  peeps PUURRfect, HIC,HIC  :D :D
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: Danny on 17 March 2007, 19:47:38
message him asking if any of the cat's parts were salvageable as yours needs a kidney or new leg or something  ;D
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 March 2007, 20:01:36
I bet that car purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss like a kitten :o
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: Jim Bob2 on 17 March 2007, 20:10:22
Seriously though........How would the cambelt get chucked off by a foriegn body,cat or whatever. I can understand the other drivebelts getting effected but all the cars i've had have had cambelt covers ! No pussy would have got near them.
I think the cat story is to throw people off the real cause of the failure.
All smells a bit fishy to me. :
 :D
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: STMO123 on 17 March 2007, 20:16:48
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Seriously though........How would the cambelt get chucked off by a foriegn body,cat or whatever. I can understand the other drivebelts getting effected but all the cars i've had have had cambelt covers ! No pussy would have got near them.
I think the cat story is to throw people off the real cause of the failure.
All smells a bit fishy to me. :
 :D

Yeah, I thouhjt it sounded a bit unlikely, until I read the bit about "I have managed to remove most of the fur........" YUK!
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: Markie on 17 March 2007, 21:30:52
could make an intresting project but bing the v6....

one hell of a cambelt job that one  :-/
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: CaptainZok on 17 March 2007, 21:34:24
Wonder if his insurance had a claws excluding damage by cat. ;D
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: Chopsdad on 17 March 2007, 22:50:55
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Seriously though........How would the cambelt get chucked off by a foriegn body,cat or whatever. I can understand the other drivebelts getting effected but all the cars i've had have had cambelt covers ! No pussy would have got near them.
I think the cat story is to throw people off the real cause of the failure.
All smells a bit fishy to me. :
 :D

I wonder if it was a Siamese or just an Old Moggy, Miggy or Meega?
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: DaveL on 18 March 2007, 04:53:15
Shurely we cam do better than this. ::)
 8-)
DaveL.
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: Ronald_McBurger on 18 March 2007, 05:51:29
I think we should CATalogue all these replies. Do you think the car is a write off? I mean, a CAT Dead or anything?

Anyway, cat snapped the cambelt? I don't think so. Soft gooee cat vs very strong belt and metal mecahnism with 190bhp? Naaaaah. I smell a rat (or is that a cat?).

Maybe they could use the car for panto next christmas. How about 'Puss in bits, in a bag in the boot' or 'Im screaming of a shredded puss puss'

Meeeeeeooooooooowwwwww. That hurt!
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: bogit on 18 March 2007, 05:53:50
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I think we should CATalogue all these replies. Do you think the car is a write off? I mean, a CAT Dead or anything?

Anyway, cat snapped the cambelt? I don't think so. Soft gooee cat vs very strong belt and metal mecahnism with 190bhp? Naaaaah. I smell a rat (or is that a cat?).

Maybe they could use the car for panto next christmas. How about 'Puss in bits, in a bag in the boot' or 'Im screaming of a shredded puss puss'

Meeeeeeooooooooowwwwww. That hurt!


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