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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: tigers_gonads on 28 November 2009, 13:16:33
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Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. The pump attendant,who knows nothing about golf or Tiger, says "top o the mornin to yer sir" Tiger nods & bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees, they're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger. break me" says the Irishman, "BMW think of everything!