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Title: joke NWS
Post by: Richie London on 29 November 2009, 12:20:21

Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80
Cost for theatre show tickets: £65
Cab fare home: £30
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 November 2009, 12:28:58

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Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80
Cost for theatre show tickets: £65
Cab fare home: £30
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

........what difference does that make?.... ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 29 November 2009, 14:03:13

Nice one Rich  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 29 November 2009, 14:05:52

 ;D ;D :-X

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: PhilRich on 29 November 2009, 14:45:50

'Bleeding' marvelous Richie ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 30 November 2009, 11:12:12

 ;D ;D ;D :y Bloody fantastic

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: unlucky alf on 30 November 2009, 11:22:35

i took an old tampon to the antiques roadshow,,,
i wanted to know what period it came from :D

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: r1 on 30 November 2009, 12:29:01

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i took an old tampon to the antiques roadshow,,,
i wanted to know what period it came from :D

"its 1990s sir"

"how do you know that?"


"because im a clever c@@t" :y :y

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: LJay on 30 November 2009, 12:46:33

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Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80
Cost for theatre show tickets: £65
Cab fare home: £30
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

........what difference does that make?.... ::) ::) ::)

Dunno!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by: Ghost on 30 November 2009, 18:17:28

Even the best fishermen fish in the red sea [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]