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Title: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 29 November 2009, 13:54:21
I dont understand women wanting to be equal to men, surely they should want to be better? This shows a lack of ambition i think...........Which is why men are better than women!  :y
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 29 November 2009, 14:37:43
Can't wait until LJay sees this one  :D
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Post by: Debs. on 29 November 2009, 14:38:30
 ::).........I refuse to rise!


.......rather like many men upon reaching a 'certain' age ;D
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Richie London on 29 November 2009, 14:43:07
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I dont understand women wanting to be equal to men, surely they should want to be better? This shows a lack of ambition i think...........Which is why men are better than women!  :y

 :y :y :y
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Richie London on 29 November 2009, 14:49:06
well steve the only reason a woman hasnt been on the moon is cause it dont need cleaning yet.  ::) ::) ;D ;D
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Post by: Ken L on 29 November 2009, 15:01:33
I think that was hitting below the belt Debs :-[  :D
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 November 2009, 19:48:18
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::).........I refuse to rise!


.......rather like many men upon reaching a 'certain' age ;D


........about 60% of this forum ....at a guess.....but not I.... ;) ;)
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 November 2009, 19:52:49
We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 29 November 2009, 19:55:02
I personaly am all for more women in parliament......coz it really could do with a good spring clean
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Post by: Debs. on 29 November 2009, 19:57:49
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We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....


That`d be "Men-ial".....needless-chores caused thereby! ;D
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 November 2009, 20:12:56
One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Martin_1962 on 29 November 2009, 20:51:40
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We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....


However Women have done a good job at this - eg a couple of Queens
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Post by: LJay on 29 November 2009, 20:54:35
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Can't wait until LJay sees this one  :D

Can't be arsed!!! :P :P :P :P ;D
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Debs. on 29 November 2009, 21:02:25
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One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;)

......you simply could not live without us! :-*
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Post by: unlucky alf on 29 November 2009, 21:03:01
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::).........I refuse to rise!


.......rather like many men upon reaching a 'certain' age ;D
we have no need to rise, as the two things we normally find interesting are sagging low enough for it not having to look up to see them :D
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: waspy on 29 November 2009, 21:07:58
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One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;)

......you simply could not live without us! :-*

I managed for nine years :)
Though i did cave in eventually ;D
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 29 November 2009, 21:51:16
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One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;)

......you simply could not live without us! :-*

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: LJay on 29 November 2009, 21:52:43
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One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;)

......you simply could not live without us! :-*

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :-*
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 November 2009, 11:18:42
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One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;)

......you simply could not live without us! :-*

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :-*


Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... ::) ::) ;)
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Post by: LJay on 30 November 2009, 12:43:07
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One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;)

......you simply could not live without us! :-*

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :-*


Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... ::) ::) ;)

I suppose I did promise to obey in my wedding vows!!! ::)

Nah, he's big enough to help himself!!! ;) ;D
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Tony H on 30 November 2009, 23:22:08
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One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;)

......you simply could not live without us! :-*

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :-*


Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... ::) ::) ;)

I suppose I did promise to obey in my wedding vows!!! ::)
Nah, he's big enough to help himself!!! ;) ;D
You do realise that you could be done for "breach of contract"?  ;)
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 November 2009, 23:26:19
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I dont understand women wanting to be equal to men, surely they should want to be better? This shows a lack of ambition i think...........Which is why men are better than women!  :y


Women will always be better than men, they just really don't know it yet ::).......then again they can phone the cops after you return from a night out on the piss, and you get nicked :-X...so they know they have you by the goolies ;D ;D
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: unlucky mark mv6 on 01 December 2009, 19:35:14
I must admit though,without woman none of us would be here. ::)
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: jereboam on 01 December 2009, 19:46:18
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We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....

No-one, I repeat, no-one out-moans me! >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Debs. on 01 December 2009, 22:13:13
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I must admit though,without woman none of us would be here. ::)

....and, if it weren`t for Venetian blinds; it`d be curtains for all of us! ;D
Title: Re: One to get the women going !!!
Post by: Vamps on 01 December 2009, 22:34:52
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We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....

No-one, I repeat, no-one out-moans me! >:( >:( >:(

Think you had better have a chat with my boss then..... mind she is a woman, along with all my work colleagues..... ::) ::) ::)