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Title: Sharing peanuts
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 01 December 2009, 11:58:43

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/Grans1.jpg)

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.   

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?

We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them, then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/Grans2.jpg)

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 01 December 2009, 12:11:59

 ;D ;D ;D yep, that hits the spot  ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Varche on 01 December 2009, 12:15:49

Urgggh! :o

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Post by: Jimbob on 01 December 2009, 12:21:13

nice  :-[

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Post by: bob.dent on 01 December 2009, 13:00:17

Granny slobber on yer nuts......yuk!! ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 01 December 2009, 13:12:55

Dear oh dear . Yuk!  :y

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Post by: Del Boy on 01 December 2009, 17:20:14

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: STMO999 on 01 December 2009, 18:58:12

Quote

Granny slobber on yer nuts......yuk!! ;D ;D ;D

Dont knock it till you've tried it.

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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 01 December 2009, 19:00:23

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Like it  :y :y

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Post by: Chris_H on 01 December 2009, 19:03:21

I do hope they didn't swallow them.  Still not nice even if so.   ;)

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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 December 2009, 21:03:31

 :-? ;D ;D :P :y

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Post by: PhilRich on 01 December 2009, 21:08:40

My wifes grandma did that to her when she was a kid, the dirty old b.... :o

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Post by: mars on 01 December 2009, 21:16:59

 :) :) ;D :y

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Post by: feeutfo on 01 December 2009, 21:23:47

walked in on my Nan in the bathroom once, she didnt lock the door.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....

Dr's are not paid enough, not by a long way, imagine what they see. Aaw shudder!

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by: R.C. ™ on 01 December 2009, 21:26:31

 ;D that's funny .. had me laugh  ;D

will remember that at crimbo when me nan's offers me peanuts ..

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Post by: Vamps on 01 December 2009, 21:29:08

Nice one, or not?.......... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by: Pippin on 02 December 2009, 12:49:58

I've heard a story similar to that before but involving Brazil Nuts instead of Peanuts...so watch out for granny giving you Brazil Nuts at christmas... :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by: maria on 02 December 2009, 13:00:37

Thats a good one although not good to have sucked nuts to eat :-?