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Title: Joke NWS
Post by: jonnycool on 01 December 2009, 21:27:39

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf
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So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf,
"Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him
the horses eyes.
"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the
owner
picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth....
can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the
dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth.' he says
'Now...can I see
her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses fanny . He holds him there
for a
couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says:

"Perhaps I should weefwaze that... Can I see her wun awound?"

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: PhilRich on 01 December 2009, 21:39:44

Had a hell of a time typing this, i'm pissing myself so much ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: dbug on 01 December 2009, 23:16:11

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  (http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/smile/rotfl.gif)  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: Vamps on 01 December 2009, 23:18:43

Nice one.............. ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 02 December 2009, 00:08:34

 ;D ;D ;D it does it for me  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: davethediver on 02 December 2009, 00:28:55

Very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 02 December 2009, 04:50:17

Excellent stuff.  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: maria on 02 December 2009, 13:05:44

Good one made laugh ;D ;D ;D  :y

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: bob.dent on 02 December 2009, 14:43:29

 ;D ;D ;D Cracking! :y

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 02 December 2009, 18:29:15

Very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: Dodger on 02 December 2009, 20:52:13

Nyth won!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke NWS
Post by: mars on 02 December 2009, 21:18:48

Clever! ;D ;D ;D :y