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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: sexydaz on 02 December 2009, 20:06:50
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CHRISTMAS RUM CAKE
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>Ingredients:
>1 cup of water
>1 tsp. baking soda
>1 cup of sugar
>1 tsp. salt
>1 cup of brown sugar
>lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>nuts
>1 Large bottle Rum
>2 cups of dried fruit
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>Sample the Rum to check quality.
>Take a large bowl, then check the Rum again.
>Just to be sure it is of the highest quality,
>pour one level cup and drink.
>Repeat.
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>Turn on the electric mixer.
>Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>Add one teaspoon of sugar.
>Beat again.
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>At this point it's best to make sure that your
>Rum is still OK.
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>Try another cup .... just in case
>Turn off the mixerer.
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>Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
>the cup of dried fruit.
>Pick fruit off floor.
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>Mix on the turner.
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>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers,
>pry it loose with a drewscriver.
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>Sample the Rum to check for tonsisticity.
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>Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
>giveshz a sh't.
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>Check the Rum once more.
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>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
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>Add one table.
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>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
>can find.
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>Greash the oven.
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>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
>fall over.
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>Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
>the Rum and kiss the cat.
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>CHERRY MISTMAS :)
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