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Title: The Birthday Treat
Post by: bob.dent on 02 December 2009, 12:24:18

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a lap dancing club for his birthday.
Doorman says "OK Jim, how's tricks?"
Wife asks "how does he know you?" Jim says "er, I play football with him"
Inside, the barman sayas "usual Jim?"
Jim says to his wife "before you say 'owt, he's on the darts team in me local"
Next, a lapdancer says "hi Jim, d'ya want the special again?"
Wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps in a taxi.
Driver says "break me Jim, you've pulled a minger this time!"
 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: Jimbob on 02 December 2009, 12:25:25

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: maria on 02 December 2009, 12:27:07

Brilliant bob ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: Elite Pete on 02 December 2009, 12:39:00

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: Pippin on 02 December 2009, 12:51:29

I like that one..... :) :)

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: Richie London on 02 December 2009, 13:26:40

excellent  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 02 December 2009, 13:46:51

 ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: cam2502 on 02 December 2009, 13:47:53

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: STMO999 on 02 December 2009, 14:10:15

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 02 December 2009, 18:30:04

An oldie but a goodie still  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: jonnycool on 02 December 2009, 21:04:22

Cracking! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: p j morgan on 02 December 2009, 21:18:11

nice one bob keep them coming ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: Vamps on 02 December 2009, 21:25:24

Nice one............. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: waspy on 02 December 2009, 21:30:11

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: PhilRich on 02 December 2009, 22:08:35

Bloody priceless Bob, Thanks ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: The Birthday Treat
Post by: Ian_D on 02 December 2009, 23:27:06

Fab  :y ;D