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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: sexydaz on 03 December 2009, 19:13:15
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A bloke goes into a supermarket and buys,
1x tin of beans
1x packet of crisps
1x pint of milk
1x toilet roll
1x sausage roll
He then takes them over to the checkout and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks the bloke if he is single.
The bloke says sarcastically, YES!!!! How did you guess ?????
The girl replies, You're an ugly b**tard
Q, Why do blonde's leave empty milk bottle's in the fridge ????
A, Incase anybody asks for black coffee
A military advisor rushed into George Bush's office & said "Sir, three Brazillian soldiers have been killed in Iraq.
George Bush says "My God, that's terrible"..........he then turns to the aide stood next to him and asks "how many's a Brazillion?"
Jeremy Beadle has a small willy...but on the other hand it's massive!
:D :D :D
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pmsl :D :D
Thanks
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Very good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D