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Title: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Jimbob on 03 December 2009, 09:18:51
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/jokes/eltigre.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 December 2009, 09:21:12
 ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant :y
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Debs. on 03 December 2009, 09:31:26
 ;D Flagged up as a bad driver; he has a fairway to go towards recovery and his recent actions wood seem to be digging a hole for himself.....but she`s now putt him in his place! ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: STMO999 on 03 December 2009, 09:31:48
That's cheered me up no end. ;D ;D ;D

It's my desktop background till the missus objects ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Jimbob on 03 December 2009, 09:38:06
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;D Flagged up as a bad driver; he has a fairway to go towards recovery and his recent actions wood seem to be digging a hole for himself.....but she`s now putt him in his place! ;D


groan  ;D ;D ;D

youve had a ball thinking of that lot  ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 03 December 2009, 10:36:23
I heard he has gone down in history as the first golfer to hit both a water hazard and a tree in a single drive.

Hes also been kicked off the Ryder cup team as he keeps being beaten by a europeon.

Apparantly, Tiger and Elin were arguing at 2:30 in the morning because he wanted to go Driving, but she had Clubbing on her mind!!

He was in a rush because he was desperate to get to the next hole.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: tunnie on 03 December 2009, 10:55:50
so this is tigers wife ...

(http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/ElinNordegren.jpg)

He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her!  :-/
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: tunnie on 03 December 2009, 10:57:42
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dannyboy425/elin.nordegren-tiger.woods-wife-boobs.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: tunnie on 03 December 2009, 10:58:33
i could understand if his wife was getting on a bit, but she is not exactly lacking in the looks or body dept!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Debs. on 03 December 2009, 11:04:25
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I heard he has gone down in history as the first golfer to hit both a water hazard and a tree in a single drive.

Hes also been kicked off the Ryder cup team as he keeps being beaten by a europeon.

Apparantly, Tiger and Elin were arguing at 2:30 in the morning because he wanted to go Driving, but she had Clubbing on her mind!!

He was in a rush because he was desperate to get to the next hole.

 ;D Hahahahahahahahaha!......`love it! ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: STMO999 on 03 December 2009, 11:55:45
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so this is tigers wife ...

(http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/ElinNordegren.jpg)

He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her!  :-/


Yes, tunnie, but as Groucho Marx said 'Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks'. ::)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: tunnie on 03 December 2009, 12:00:50
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so this is tigers wife ...

(http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/ElinNordegren.jpg)

He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her!  :-/


Yes, tunnie, but as Groucho Marx said 'Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks'. ::)

In that case i would stick to shooting the sitting ducks, i'll let you try and shoot the rat in the barrel  :y
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Richie London on 03 December 2009, 12:16:06
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(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dannyboy425/elin.nordegren-tiger.woods-wife-boobs.jpg)

she can have my putter anyday.  :) :)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: ScaniaV8 on 03 December 2009, 12:38:54
Hi All,
As I am currently working in Stockholm, Sweden, I showed the latest Tiger Wood family Xmas Card and your 'funny comments' to my Swedish colleagues.

They are still all rolling about the floor with laughter :y

Nevr, ever give your wife golf lessons, especially with a 3 Iron !!  Puts a new meaning on ' see you later dear, I'm just playing a round !' ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Varche on 03 December 2009, 13:32:46
Class, had us laughing.

v
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 03 December 2009, 18:07:52
excellent stuff  ;D ;D and i'm on a course next week  ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: R.C. ™ on 03 December 2009, 18:39:29
classic .. lol .. Plus she should of used a driver instead of an 9 iron :y
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 03 December 2009, 19:30:29
Excellent  :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D