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Title: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 02 December 2009, 18:44:26

A little girl walks into her parents bedroom.

"Holy Moses" she screams "And YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb...!!

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Wee Irish boy crying at the side of the road.
A man asks "what's wrong"
Boy says "me ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" says the man "Do you want me to fetch Father O'Riley?"
Wee boy replies...... "No thanks mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now"

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Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera so fast it's now possible to take a photo of a woman with her gob shut.

 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: Richie London on 02 December 2009, 19:01:27

very good, especially about the camera  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 02 December 2009, 20:16:47

 ;D ;D ;D very good (esp. No 2)  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: PhilRich on 02 December 2009, 22:12:28

 :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: maria on 03 December 2009, 15:29:49

All 3 are good ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 03 December 2009, 17:55:08

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: rob in gib on 03 December 2009, 18:05:51

All 3 very good  :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 03 December 2009, 18:21:14

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 03 December 2009, 20:49:03

I`ve just sent my missus the 3rd un...My pillow and duvet will be on the settee 2mora morning!!!! she said!!!  :o :o :( ;D ;D ;D