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Title: Joke - men can multi-task
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 04 December 2009, 00:33:23
There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door
Title: Re: Men can multi-task
Post by: zirk on 04 December 2009, 01:33:30
Cant seem to do the door bit, been there, done that, but agree with you on the other two.  :y
Title: Re: Joke - men can multi-task
Post by: Richie London on 04 December 2009, 12:15:31

I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound.
I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer
Title: Re: Joke - men can multi-task
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 04 December 2009, 18:38:47
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There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door

Very true  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke - men can multi-task
Post by: KillerWatt on 04 December 2009, 18:47:06
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There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door
Much easier to get an old lady that puts the porn on herself, then plays with you while you both watch it (if that's your bag).
Title: Re: Joke - men can multi-task
Post by: jonnycool on 04 December 2009, 18:59:33
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There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door
Much easier to get an old lady that puts the porn on herself, then plays with you while you both watch it (if that's your bag).
Yes, but less of the 'old'  :y ;D