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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO999 on 11 December 2009, 19:00:28
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I found a young homeless girl outside by the bins last night. She was dirty and didn't smell too good but underneath the grime I could see she was beautiful. I brought her inside and gave her a bath. as I was towelling her naked body one thing led to another and before I knew it I was making mad passionate love to her.
I was banging her so hard that a couple of times I could have sworn she was alive. ;D
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no comment ;D ;D ;D
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:o
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;D ;D
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Wassup Jon? ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Steve's a Necrophiliac. Ew ;D ;D
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Had that today as a text message ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Wassup Jon? ;D
Touched a bit of a nerve mate, don't worry bout it ;) would have prob laughed any other time
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Steve's a Necrophiliac. Ew ;D ;D
Nah. It's dead boring.
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You're mind must be really twisted STMO!! :o :o :o :o :o
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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You're mind must be really twisted STMO!! :o :o :o :o :o
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Got yer goin in a kinky kind of way though Lizzie? ::)
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
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dear oh dear oh dear
lol lol lol
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
You're disgusting Jimbob.
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
You're disgusting Jimbob.
Thank you :D
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
You're disgusting Jimbob.
report him to the admins steve, utterley disgusting for a family site ;D ;D
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
you need to ask my mates wife, she'll show you. ;D ;D
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;D classic [ lol ]
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members performance all back again tonight ;D
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
At least mariage brings with it regular sex....
.....I said regular, not often!
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
At least mariage brings with it regular sex....
.....I said regular, not often!
Does regular mean with or without pyjamas.
And don't get me started on the whole her bed or mine shennanigans
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
At least mariage brings with it regular sex....
.....I said regular, not often!
But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
At least mariage brings with it regular sex....
.....I said regular, not often!
But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)
Well this year was a good year as it had feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
At least mariage brings with it regular sex....
.....I said regular, not often!
But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)
Well this year was a good year as it had feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Bad luck!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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What's the difference between your wife & your job?
After 5 years your job still sucks!
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
At least mariage brings with it regular sex....
.....I said regular, not often!
But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)
Well this year was a good year as it had feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.
Used the whole 12 pack of Durex this year then? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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It makes you wonder where STMO digs up his girlfriends ;D ;D
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It makes you wonder where STMO digs up his girlfriends ;D ;D
Well we have all heard of Burke & Hare......................!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head ;D
I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
At least mariage brings with it regular sex....
.....I said regular, not often!
But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)
Well this year was a good year as it had feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.
So it's not the 32nd March---bugga!!!.I knew I should have read the small print!!
Anyone want to sign my petition for changing the date of extra leap year day.