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Title: Homeless
Post by: STMO999 on 11 December 2009, 19:00:28
I found a young homeless girl outside by the bins last night. She was dirty and didn't smell too good but underneath the grime I could see she was beautiful. I brought her inside and gave her a bath. as I was towelling her naked body one thing led to another and before I knew it I was making mad passionate love to her.
I was banging her so hard that a couple of times I could have sworn she was alive. ;D
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: Richie London on 11 December 2009, 19:01:21
no comment  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: omegod on 11 December 2009, 19:04:29
 :o
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Post by: Proz on 11 December 2009, 19:05:13
 ;D ;D
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Post by: STMO999 on 11 December 2009, 19:06:34
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Wassup Jon? ;D
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Post by: Del Boy on 11 December 2009, 19:07:10
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: waspy on 11 December 2009, 19:16:12
Steve's a Necrophiliac. Ew ;D ;D
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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 11 December 2009, 19:37:35
Had that today as a text message  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: omegod on 11 December 2009, 19:40:47
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Wassup Jon? ;D

Touched a bit of a nerve mate, don't worry bout it ;) would have prob laughed any other time
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: STMO999 on 11 December 2009, 19:45:30
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Steve's a Necrophiliac. Ew ;D ;D


Nah. It's dead boring.
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 December 2009, 19:49:59
You're mind must be really twisted STMO!! :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: STMO999 on 11 December 2009, 19:51:37
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You're mind must be really twisted STMO!! :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Got yer goin in a kinky kind of way though Lizzie? ::)
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: Jimbob on 11 December 2009, 19:53:54
He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: Andyb on 11 December 2009, 19:57:34
dear oh dear oh dear




lol lol lol
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: STMO999 on 11 December 2009, 19:57:57
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

You're disgusting Jimbob.
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Post by: Jimbob on 11 December 2009, 20:08:53
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

You're disgusting Jimbob.

Thank you  :D
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Post by: Richie London on 11 December 2009, 20:12:56
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

You're disgusting Jimbob.


report him to the admins steve, utterley disgusting for a family site  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: threppence on 11 December 2009, 20:25:22
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: Richie London on 11 December 2009, 20:27:05
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


you need to ask my mates wife, she'll show you.  ;D ;D
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Post by: R.C. ™ on 11 December 2009, 20:29:07
 ;D classic [ lol ]
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 December 2009, 20:32:07
members performance all back again tonight ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 11 December 2009, 20:41:59
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: threppence on 11 December 2009, 20:54:32
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

Does regular mean with or without pyjamas.

And don't get me started on the whole her bed or mine shennanigans
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 December 2009, 21:25:37
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 11 December 2009, 21:28:53
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 December 2009, 21:29:57
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Bad luck!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: Amigo on 11 December 2009, 22:25:30
What's the difference between your wife & your job?
   After 5 years your job still sucks!
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: Gaffers on 11 December 2009, 22:31:10
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

Used the whole 12 pack of Durex this year then?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: Welung666 on 12 December 2009, 04:24:32
It makes you wonder where STMO digs up his girlfriends ;D ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 December 2009, 11:32:37
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It makes you wonder where STMO digs up his girlfriends ;D ;D


Well we have all heard of Burke & Hare......................!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Homeless
Post by: threppence on 12 December 2009, 14:35:28
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

So it's not the 32nd March---bugga!!!.I knew I should have read the small print!!
Anyone want to sign my petition for changing the date of extra leap year day.