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Title: army joke
Post by: Richie London on 13 December 2009, 13:42:35

A British army captain takes his post in Iraq. "What's this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?"
Soldier replies "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get `Urges` sir!"
A month later the captain has urges of his own. He puts a ladder behind the Camel, gets up and has sex with it. He says "is that how the men do it soldier?" "No sir! they usually ride it to the brothel!"

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Post by: Del Boy on 13 December 2009, 13:49:19

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A British army captain takes his post in Iraq. "What's this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?"
Soldier replies "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get `Urges` sir!"
A month later the captain has urges of his own. He puts a ladder behind the Camel, gets up and has sex with it. He says "is that how the men do it soldier?" "No sir! they usually ride it to the brothel!"

;D ;D ;D

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Post by: STMO999 on 13 December 2009, 13:57:44

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Tonka. on 13 December 2009, 14:00:09

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: sexydaz on 13 December 2009, 14:06:46

 ;D :y

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Post by: Brick Tamland on 13 December 2009, 14:26:25

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 13 December 2009, 14:43:15

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: maria on 13 December 2009, 14:44:32

Brilliant :y ;D

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Post by: Jimbob on 13 December 2009, 18:56:20

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: jonnycool on 13 December 2009, 18:57:51

Good one mate  ;D ;D

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Post by: waspy on 13 December 2009, 19:00:26

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: PhilRich on 13 December 2009, 19:04:25

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: rob in gib on 13 December 2009, 19:55:26

heard it a while ago still worth a laugh though

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 13 December 2009, 20:14:51

Excellent  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Gaffers on 13 December 2009, 20:45:57

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A British army captain

 >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:(

 ::) ::)

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Post by: Jim on 13 December 2009, 21:08:28

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A British army captain

 >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:(

 ::) ::)

Are you back in the UK now, EEHH Sir ;)

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Post by: Gaffers on 13 December 2009, 22:05:07

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A British army captain

 >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:(

 ::) ::)

Are you back in the UK now, EEHH Sir ;)

Aye, and will be for the next 18 months at least.  Nothing on the horizon for us here, damn shame really :'(

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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 14 December 2009, 17:04:18

It would only be an officer that would think of not riding the camel to the brothel but just riding the camel.He wasn't a Pioneer by chance?