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Title: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Richie London on 14 December 2009, 13:50:03
Three pairs, a Swedish couple, an Irish Couple and a Scottish couple are about to tee off at St. Andrews.

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.

The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me."

Patrick reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the hell are yer drawers?"

She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.."
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: PhilRich on 14 December 2009, 14:04:46
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Richie London on 14 December 2009, 14:14:28
I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  :D :D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: PhilRich on 14 December 2009, 14:21:11
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I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  :D :D



Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) :y
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Proz on 14 December 2009, 14:53:04
 ;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Richie London on 14 December 2009, 15:22:29
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I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  :D :D



Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) :y

isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away  ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Proz on 14 December 2009, 15:23:18
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I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  :D :D



Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) :y

isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away  ;D ;D

Yeah .... its not high enough  ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Richie London on 14 December 2009, 15:27:52
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I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  :D :D



Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) :y

isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away  ;D ;D

Yeah .... its not high enough  ;D ;D


thats so you cant see up there kilts as they are climbing over it  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Proz on 14 December 2009, 15:35:02
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I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  :D :D



Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) :y

isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away  ;D ;D

Yeah .... its not high enough  ;D ;D


thats so you cant see up there kilts as they are climbing over it  ;D ;D ;D

There isn't much to see in this cold  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 December 2009, 15:36:57
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 14 December 2009, 16:55:00
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;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y

The Yorkshire war cry is"It's how much? thee's not paying that for them!'
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 14 December 2009, 16:57:45
Nice ones again Richie  :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 14 December 2009, 17:22:38
A good one.  :y
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: STMO999 on 14 December 2009, 17:27:43
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;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y


I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Richie London on 14 December 2009, 17:31:01
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;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y


I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????

 "do dey do dat do dey"    ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 14 December 2009, 17:32:48
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;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y


I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????

 "do dey do dat do dey"    ;D ;D ;D

That could also be spoken by a scouser
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: STMO999 on 14 December 2009, 17:34:53
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;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y


I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????

 "do dey do dat do dey"    ;D ;D ;D

That could also be spoken by a scouser


It's only Richie. Never been north of Ilford. ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Richie London on 14 December 2009, 17:38:18
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;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y


I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????

 "do dey do dat do dey"    ;D ;D ;D

That could also be spoken by a scouser


It's only Richie. Never been north of Ilford. ;D

ive been as far as northampton, dont know why i went there though  :-?
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: STMO999 on 14 December 2009, 17:40:06
There's nothing there. It's a veritable desert of culture, full of straw-chewing yokels. ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: jereboam on 14 December 2009, 19:05:23
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;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y

I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????

I bought my Omega from a professional Yorkshireman from Barnsley.  He asked well under book price and wouldn't accept more when I told him.  Still haven't found out what the catch is.

Still, I suppose there are always exceptions to every prejudice rule. :) :) :)
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: STMO999 on 14 December 2009, 19:50:21
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;D ;D ;D  :y ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  :y

I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????

I bought my Omega from a professional Yorkshireman from Barnsley.  He asked well under book price and wouldn't accept more when I told him.  Still haven't found out what the catch is.

Still, I suppose there are always exceptions to every prejudice rule. :) :) :)


In the main, Barnsley folk are as honest as the day is long. Salt of the earth. There are just a few who have come into contact with civilisation, and have been corrupted as a consequence. ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Jim on 14 December 2009, 21:52:45
Not Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: joke for the scottish members
Post by: Debs. on 14 December 2009, 22:00:46
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"do dey do dat do dey"    ;D ;D ;D

That could also be spoken by a scouser

 :D Dare dee are Dad; luke at dem dare! ;D