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Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 15 December 2009, 10:35:09
A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.

"Look at this!!", says the wife, "£45 a week on bloody lager!! That has to go for starters".

"What about this then?", says the husband. "£65 a week on cosmetics!!".

"But I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you" explains the wife.

To which the husband shouts...
"That’s what the rather lager was for!!!"
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Plomien on 15 December 2009, 10:38:31
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 15 December 2009, 11:07:06
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 December 2009, 11:56:37
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A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.

"Look at this!!", says the wife, "£45 a week on bloody lager!! That has to go for starters".

"What about this then?", says the husband. "£65 a week on cosmetics!!".

"But I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you" explains the wife.

To which the husband shouts...
"That’s what the rather lager was for!!!"


It'a a shame how women let themselves go....as they age ;)...that is why wife one....and wife two....are now history for me. :y :y :y
Title: Re: joke
Post by: tunnie on 15 December 2009, 11:57:57
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A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.

"Look at this!!", says the wife, "£45 a week on bloody lager!! That has to go for starters".

"What about this then?", says the husband. "£65 a week on cosmetics!!".

"But I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you" explains the wife.

To which the husband shouts...
"That’s what the rather lager was for!!!"


It'a a shame how women let themselves go....as they age ;)...that is why wife one....and wife two....are now history for me. :y :y :y

Thats going to go down well with certain members  ;D
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Post by: jonnycool on 15 December 2009, 12:02:19
Great joke Richie  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 15 December 2009, 13:21:47
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: sexydaz on 15 December 2009, 19:02:26
the second yer married the gob opens and the legs close ;D
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Post by: waspy on 15 December 2009, 19:37:33
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Now that's a good un :y :y :y