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Title: last one today
Post by: Richie London on 16 December 2009, 13:53:01
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she's a redhead with blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a blue midriff tank-top and white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."



Title: Re: last one today
Post by: maria on 16 December 2009, 13:54:43
Good One RichieRich ;D :y
Title: Re: last one today
Post by: Jimbob on 16 December 2009, 14:46:12
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: last one today
Post by: rob in gib on 16 December 2009, 17:41:59
 :y :y :y :y :y :y ;D
Title: Re: last one today
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 16 December 2009, 17:53:47
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: last one today
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 16 December 2009, 18:03:20
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: last one today
Post by: waspy on 16 December 2009, 18:04:08
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one
Title: Re: last one today
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 16 December 2009, 18:42:08
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: last one today
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 16 December 2009, 19:25:47
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y