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Title: getting divorced- joke
Post by: Richie London on 16 December 2009, 19:26:59
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her..”

Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'   
Title: Re: getting divorced- joke
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 16 December 2009, 19:32:15
Typical of the scottish  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: getting divorced- joke
Post by: sexydaz on 16 December 2009, 20:17:03
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: getting divorced- joke
Post by: maria on 16 December 2009, 20:17:40
Good one ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: getting divorced- joke
Post by: PhilRich on 16 December 2009, 21:44:37
Oldie but still a Goldie ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: getting divorced- joke
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 17 December 2009, 11:12:32
Excellent  :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: getting divorced- joke
Post by: cam2502 on 17 December 2009, 15:18:54
oi!!....being scottish.......i wouldve found a way for them to bring xmas dinner with them....and cook it!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: getting divorced- joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 December 2009, 16:11:39
 ;D ;D ;D splendid Richie  :y :y