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Title: ann summers purchase
Post by: Richie London on 17 December 2009, 11:15:02
A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife..

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the dearest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea.

It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, I'll do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'break me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.
Title: Re: ann summers purchase
Post by: Jimbob on 17 December 2009, 11:59:38
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ann summers purchase
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 December 2009, 12:11:03
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A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife..

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the dearest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea.

It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, I'll do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'break me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.


I thought from the title.......that you were going to tell us all about your new under garments Richie......that you wear in the privacy of your own home... ;) ;) ;) ;D
Title: Re: ann summers purchase
Post by: Richie London on 17 December 2009, 12:16:12
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A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife..

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the dearest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea.

It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, I'll do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'break me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.


I thought from the title.......that you were going to tell us all about your new under garments Richie......that you wear in the privacy of your own home... ;) ;) ;) ;D

my sheepskin pyjamas  ;)
Title: Re: ann summers purchase
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 17 December 2009, 16:13:40
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ann summers purchase
Post by: STMO999 on 17 December 2009, 16:50:12
The thought of Richie in a see-through nightie is having a strange effect on me :-X
Title: Re: ann summers purchase
Post by: Richie London on 17 December 2009, 17:31:18
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The thought of Richie in a see-through nightie is having a strange effect on me :-X

whatever floats yer boat steve  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ann summers purchase
Post by: PhilRich on 17 December 2009, 22:42:48
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y (for the joke, not the resulting comments on Richies personal preferences) ::)