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Title: tiger woods joke
Post by: doog on 17 December 2009, 12:28:05
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three HO's!  :y


doug
 
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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 17 December 2009, 16:15:12
oh dear  ;D ;D ;D  :y
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Post by: STMO999 on 17 December 2009, 16:41:22
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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three HO's!  :y


doug
 


I dont get it.
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Post by: Bent valve on 17 December 2009, 19:03:02
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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three HO's!  :y


doug
 


I dont get it.
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 Obviously not :-?
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 17 December 2009, 20:01:04
Perhaps he meant holes????
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Post by: Jimbob on 17 December 2009, 20:05:10
'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: bobfar on 17 December 2009, 20:27:29
what a waste, ive just spent £25 on a xmas dvd, tiger woods 18 favourite holes. turns out its about bloody golf
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Post by: STMO999 on 17 December 2009, 20:33:08
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Sorry, young Jimbob ;D
Title: Re: tiger woods joke
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 17 December 2009, 22:08:05
Apparantly he`s gonna be in panto this year....Woods in babes... :P ::) ::)
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Post by: Del Boy on 17 December 2009, 22:14:43
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 17 December 2009, 23:29:50
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife
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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 17 December 2009, 23:35:06
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what a waste, ive just spent £25 on a xmas dvd, tiger woods 18 favourite holes. turns out its about bloody golf
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I posted this one yesterday but replaced the word bloody with rather'(it's still funny though)
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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 17 December 2009, 23:36:35
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife


Yes it is the American slang word for whore
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 17 December 2009, 23:40:13
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife


Yes it is the American slang word for whore


Oh well - a joke for the US members

Anyway we use P4 EM or OO rather than HO here (work out the joke)
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Post by: hotel21 on 17 December 2009, 23:56:34
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife


Yes it is the American slang word for whore


Oh well - a joke for the US members

Anyway we use P4 EM or OO rather than HO here (work out the joke)

Martin - get a grip of yourself, for goodness sake....  Lift your nose from good old Engerland and its clockwork railways and look at the wider, more worldwide picture.  You do not have to like it to at least understand it!   ;D
Title: Re: tiger woods joke
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 18 December 2009, 06:07:04
These American terms eventually make it over to the UK. It's only when you've lived in the US can you fully understand the various terminology they use in the movies.

FOr example what the hell was a 'raincheck', which is what I got asked when I went into Wallmart. A few years later people are using it in the UK.
Title: Re: tiger woods joke
Post by: Martin_1962 on 18 December 2009, 08:19:46
To be honest it is fun to confuse the yanks with British words.

And the Ho term - well why don't they use Whore?