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Title: What do you call......
Post by: iggy21uk on 23 December 2009, 17:11:23
... a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

... a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

... a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas (or point at anyone in the room and name them as they won't have spades on their heads)

... a man with a paper bag on his head?
Russell

... a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward

... a man with 3 planks of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward

... a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward, Would!

... a man with a nymberplate on his head?
Reg

... a man with stamp on his head?
Frank

... a man with a car on his head?
Jack

... a man with a cat on his head?
Claude

... a man with a toilet on his head?
Lou

... a woman with 2 toilets on her head?
Lulu

... a woman with a radiator on her head?
Anita

... a woman with slates on her head?
Ruth


... a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: waspy on 23 December 2009, 18:19:24
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a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic

 ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL :y
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Pitchfork on 23 December 2009, 18:41:15
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a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic

 ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL :y
please close the door after you.................
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: waspy on 23 December 2009, 18:46:50
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a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic

 ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL :y
please close the door after you.................


No, i shall leave it wide open so you get cold :P
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Andy B on 23 December 2009, 18:55:31
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... a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

 ......

a man with two panes of glass on his head?

Paddy O'Doors  :-[  :-[  ;) :y
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 23 December 2009, 19:22:59
Very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: iggy21uk on 23 December 2009, 19:23:56
..... bale of hay?
Rick.



Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: The Red Baron on 23 December 2009, 19:32:42
this is getting worse by the minute ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: albitz on 23 December 2009, 19:44:34
A man with a gataeu on his head......................Pat o,cake (pat ocake bakers man etc,) ::) :-[
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: rob in gib on 23 December 2009, 21:12:47
woman with one leg longer than the other


Eileen...........


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: mars on 23 December 2009, 21:37:32
A Donkey with 3 legs?


Wonkey ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: goonv6 on 23 December 2009, 21:40:17
A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
Drew Peacock
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: sexydaz on 23 December 2009, 21:42:33
no comment
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: waspy on 23 December 2009, 21:45:07
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A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
STMO
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: sexydaz on 23 December 2009, 22:09:26
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A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
STMO
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Jimbo B on 23 December 2009, 22:44:09
Groan  :-? :-? :-? :-? :-? :-?
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: chunk on 24 December 2009, 00:03:40
A man standing just off shore?

Pierre
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: hotel21 on 24 December 2009, 00:10:01
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A man standing just off shore?

Pierre

That appeals to my sense of humour...  Well done!   :D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: albitz on 24 December 2009, 00:14:26
A dedicated farmer ?
outstanding in his field. ::) ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 24 December 2009, 09:29:25
 ;D ;D ;D all splendid  ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 24 December 2009, 09:33:12
Famous Russian striptease artist;

Eva Vestoff ::)
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: omegod on 24 December 2009, 11:00:51
A man with some meat on his head........Hamed

A man with two pieces on his head....Mohamed

An Indian supergrass......Wasim

A man with a rabbit up his bum......Warrren
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: STMO999 on 24 December 2009, 12:39:34
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A man with some meat on his head........Hamed

A man with two pieces on his head....Mohamed

An Indian supergrass......Wasim

A man with a rabbit up his bum......Warrren


 ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 24 December 2009, 13:01:34
An Indian man squashed between two houses.....

Ali
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: iggy21uk on 24 December 2009, 13:17:44
A man pulling a people carrier ...

Rick Shaw
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Pitchfork on 24 December 2009, 16:21:15
......a Whore?

Sheila Blige

.......... a female concert pianist?

Grace Knoats
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: Del Boy on 24 December 2009, 16:30:58
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: sexydaz on 24 December 2009, 16:37:11
an indian carpenter with a hut and some meat on his head

hamed ashed


the coat beckons
Title: Re: What do you call......
Post by: iggy21uk on 24 December 2009, 17:39:55
...... a man with pale of H2O on his head

Walter.