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Title: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 20:48:25
It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
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Post by: waspy on 23 December 2009, 20:49:44
No thanks
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Tony H on 23 December 2009, 20:50:43
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 December 2009, 20:51:22
If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested.  :-X

Favour for a favour and all that.  Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though.   :y
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 20:51:42
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D


I've had so many over the years......I think it's more like boredom..... ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 20:52:53
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If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested.  :-X

Favour for a favour and all that.  Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though.   :y


Yours must be like an exploded cigar by now judging by your piccies ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 December 2009, 20:56:18
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If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested.  :-X

Favour for a favour and all that.  Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though.   :y


Yours must be like an exploded cigar by now judging by your piccies ;D


Nowt wrong with mine, it's just had a rest for the last few weeks and is ready for some action over the festive season.
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: webby23 on 23 December 2009, 20:56:38
Only if shes as jolly and full of beans as you are......

lol

Merry Christmas Scrooge.......!!!

 :)
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Post by: Tony H on 23 December 2009, 20:57:08
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D


I've had so many over the years......I think it's more like boredom..... ;D
Had so many what, bouts of impotence? :o
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: KillerWatt on 23 December 2009, 20:57:48
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really
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Post by: tunnie on 23 December 2009, 20:58:56
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Post by: webby23 on 23 December 2009, 20:59:56
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lol

god help us all.......

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Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 21:01:06
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really


Neither.
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 December 2009, 21:03:31
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y
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Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 21:03:52
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Post by: KillerWatt on 23 December 2009, 21:03:56
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Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really


Neither.
Well unless your name is Gary, I'm guessing your old lady is in the "mature" age group...and no-one's doing your job unless she makes MILF category if she's that old  ;D
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Post by: tunnie on 23 December 2009, 21:04:13
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y

Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs  :-X  ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Kevin Wood on 23 December 2009, 21:04:31
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Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really

.. or, to put it another way, how many bags required?

Zero
One
Two (hot standby - just in case)
Three (triplication with majority voting)
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Kevin
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: webby23 on 23 December 2009, 21:08:10
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Not as bad as I expected to be honest.......

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: KillerWatt on 23 December 2009, 21:09:59
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Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really

.. or, to put it another way, how many bags required?

Zero
One
Two (hot standby - just in case)
Three (triplication with majority voting)
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Kevin
Bags????

We work on a pint rating in the Shot  ;)
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Turk on 23 December 2009, 21:10:04
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Oh I dunno !   If you stand well back from the screen and squint really hard... ::)   

Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 21:10:19
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Not as bad as I expected to be honest.......

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Thanks........I think ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 December 2009, 21:13:06
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Tunnies keen, its been a long long time aye Mark ;D ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 23 December 2009, 21:14:01
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y

Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs  :-X  ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: tunnie on 23 December 2009, 21:15:18
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y

Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs  :-X  ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D

She did say it was the size of a shotgun  :-X
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 December 2009, 21:16:11
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y

Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs  :-X  ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D

She did say it was the size of a shotgun  :-X
She was trying to make you feel better, said she hasn't had such a laugh in years ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Kevin Wood on 23 December 2009, 21:19:52
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Bags????

We work on a pint rating in the Shot  ;)

Pints are a better solution, it has to be said. Less chance of a sudden failure whilst on the job - barring your liver suddenly going into overdrive. ;)

Kevin
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: albitz on 23 December 2009, 21:20:20
Think he left the words "sawn off" out of that quote. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 December 2009, 21:20:41
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Bags????

We work on a pint rating in the Shot  ;)

Pints are a better solution, it has to be said. Less chance of a sudden failure whilst on the job - barring your liver suddenly going into overdrive. ;)

Kevin
Some women like that ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 21:22:27
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Think he left the words "sawn off" out of that quote. ::) ;D


Watch the grumpy telly you.
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: tunnie on 23 December 2009, 21:23:08
I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 21:23:43
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
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Post by: Elite Pete on 23 December 2009, 21:25:24
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: tunnie on 23 December 2009, 21:26:04
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D

You have a dirty mind  :o
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: KillerWatt on 23 December 2009, 21:28:06
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Bags????

We work on a pint rating in the Shot  ;)

Pints are a better solution, it has to be said. Less chance of a sudden failure whilst on the job - barring your liver suddenly going into overdrive. ;)

Kevin
We (the missus & I) worked out ages ago that if the liver knows about booze from day 1, it tends to be a lot more resilient than the livers owned by "social" drinkers  ;)
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Post by: The Red Baron on 23 December 2009, 21:29:30
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
what a horrid thought, just put me off my sherry :o
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Post by: sparten on 23 December 2009, 21:30:12
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thank god my wife is horny deffinately a milf contender i dont need to look else ware it's allways on tap ;D
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Post by: sexydaz on 23 December 2009, 21:30:33
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D

You have a dirty mind  :o
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 21:30:49
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D


It's not that awful :-/ ;D
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Post by: sexydaz on 23 December 2009, 21:32:31
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ive got a mate who,d love her long time
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Post by: waspy on 23 December 2009, 21:33:24
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D

Yes thanks Pete >:( >:( I now have the same image :o :o
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 December 2009, 21:50:17
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D

Yes thanks Pete >:( >:( I now have the same image :o :o


This was Tunnie at work trying to get a xmas shag.  He got confused as to what to do so she did some copies of her boobs to explain the facts of life to him.

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Post by: waspy on 23 December 2009, 22:06:30
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I still don't see any photos  ::)  :-?


Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D

Yes thanks Pete >:( >:( I now have the same image :o :o


This was Tunnie at work trying to get a xmas shag.  He got confused as to what to do so she did some copies of her boobs to explain the facts of life to him.

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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: tunnie on 23 December 2009, 22:08:03
 :( :( :(
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 December 2009, 22:11:07
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:( :( :(

Tunnie if you are shy about losing your virginity I am sure Mrs STMO123 will be gentle with you if it's your 1st time.  ::) :-X :y
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: splott on 23 December 2009, 23:09:42
She would suck you in and blow you out in  bubbles, mate :-Xbb
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: LJay on 23 December 2009, 23:18:29
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D

Go on then! If you insist!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 December 2009, 01:46:33
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Tunnies new Girlfriend.   ::) :-X :y :y ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: p j morgan on 24 December 2009, 02:00:38
nice one scruntie  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 December 2009, 02:06:07
To be fair I think Tunnie dreams of meeting a girl like this....

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But he does day dream alot.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Broomies Mate on 24 December 2009, 02:12:26
Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  [smiley=tongue.gif]
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Post by: mathewst on 24 December 2009, 08:06:07
It's funny how many people have something to say when it comes to bonking ;D
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Post by: waspy on 24 December 2009, 08:10:14
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Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  [smiley=tongue.gif]

I must say, she does have a very nice arse. Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could do some very nice things to that :P :P :P :P :-*
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Jimbo B on 24 December 2009, 09:06:59
Hell NO  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 December 2009, 11:07:21
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Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  [smiley=tongue.gif]

I must say, she does have a very nice arse. Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could do some very nice things to that :P :P :P :P :-*


I nearly posted annother but it would be totally unfair to bombard STMO123#s thread with too many pictures as it might get him in the mood to tackle his missus, and she might enjoy and want an oncore.   :-X
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Post by: bob.dent on 24 December 2009, 11:15:38
Be a man Steve and do your own dirty work!! ;D

BTW........how much you paying? ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Richie London on 24 December 2009, 11:32:00
very funny thread.  :y :y
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 24 December 2009, 12:29:34
You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 December 2009, 12:34:43
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.



............as much as that......you must be improving with age ... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 24 December 2009, 12:36:45
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.



............as much as that......you must be improving with age ... ;D ;D ;D


Doesn't everyone? ;)
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: bob.dent on 24 December 2009, 13:10:18
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

How's your heart Steve?  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: sexydaz on 24 December 2009, 14:12:31
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.
christmas comes but once a year
in 30 secs steve comes thrice
thats what you get for popping the question
for life you must pay the price ;D
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Post by: STMO999 on 24 December 2009, 14:14:58
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.
christmas comes but once a year
in 30 secs steve comes thrice
thats what you get for popping the question
for life you must pay the price ;D


Dont give up the day job. ;D
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: sexydaz on 24 December 2009, 14:18:26
on a serious note 30 secs yer spoiling her she,ll be  expecting it more often
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 December 2009, 15:05:30
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.


Sure there was a thread that you gave her a birthday bonk.  :-X ;D :y
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: jereboam on 24 December 2009, 15:25:39
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

How's your heart Steve?  ;D ;D ;D

Do you honestly believe he's got one?   :)

And I don't think he'd admit it even if he has.  ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Tony H on 24 December 2009, 19:31:50
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.
Was that including foreplay
and a ciggy afterwards?
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: STMO999 on 24 December 2009, 19:33:13
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.
Was that including foreplay
and a ciggy afterwards?


Yeah. And chiselling me crusties off. :y
Title: Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Post by: Gaffers on 24 December 2009, 20:05:40
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

How's your heart Steve?  ;D ;D ;D

Thawing out....albeit slowly.... ::)