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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO999 on 23 December 2009, 20:48:25
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
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No thanks
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D
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If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested. :-X
Favour for a favour and all that. Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though. :y
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D
I've had so many over the years......I think it's more like boredom..... ;D
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If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested. :-X
Favour for a favour and all that. Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though. :y
Yours must be like an exploded cigar by now judging by your piccies ;D
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If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested. :-X
Favour for a favour and all that. Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though. :y
Yours must be like an exploded cigar by now judging by your piccies ;D
Nowt wrong with mine, it's just had a rest for the last few weeks and is ready for some action over the festive season.
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Only if shes as jolly and full of beans as you are......
lol
Merry Christmas Scrooge.......!!!
:)
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D
I've had so many over the years......I think it's more like boredom..... ;D
Had so many what, bouts of impotence? :o
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really
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lol
god help us all.......
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really
Neither.
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Could you handle her though Tunnie. ;D ;D :-X :y
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really
Neither.
Well unless your name is Gary, I'm guessing your old lady is in the "mature" age group...and no-one's doing your job unless she makes MILF category if she's that old ;D
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Could you handle her though Tunnie. ;D ;D :-X :y
Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs :-X ;D
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really
.. or, to put it another way, how many bags required?
Zero
One
Two (hot standby - just in case)
Three (triplication with majority voting)
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Kevin
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Not as bad as I expected to be honest.......
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really
.. or, to put it another way, how many bags required?
Zero
One
Two (hot standby - just in case)
Three (triplication with majority voting)
...
Kevin
Bags????
We work on a pint rating in the Shot ;)
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Oh I dunno ! If you stand well back from the screen and squint really hard... ::)
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Not as bad as I expected to be honest.......
;D ;D ;D ;D
Thanks........I think ;D
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Tunnies keen, its been a long long time aye Mark ;D ;D
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Could you handle her though Tunnie. ;D ;D :-X :y
Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs :-X ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D
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Could you handle her though Tunnie. ;D ;D :-X :y
Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs :-X ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D
She did say it was the size of a shotgun :-X
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Could you handle her though Tunnie. ;D ;D :-X :y
Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs :-X ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D
She did say it was the size of a shotgun :-X
She was trying to make you feel better, said she hasn't had such a laugh in years ;D
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Bags????
We work on a pint rating in the Shot ;)
Pints are a better solution, it has to be said. Less chance of a sudden failure whilst on the job - barring your liver suddenly going into overdrive. ;)
Kevin
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Think he left the words "sawn off" out of that quote. ::) ;D
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Bags????
We work on a pint rating in the Shot ;)
Pints are a better solution, it has to be said. Less chance of a sudden failure whilst on the job - barring your liver suddenly going into overdrive. ;)
Kevin
Some women like that ;D
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Think he left the words "sawn off" out of that quote. ::) ;D
Watch the grumpy telly you.
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
You have a dirty mind :o
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Bags????
We work on a pint rating in the Shot ;)
Pints are a better solution, it has to be said. Less chance of a sudden failure whilst on the job - barring your liver suddenly going into overdrive. ;)
Kevin
We (the missus & I) worked out ages ago that if the liver knows about booze from day 1, it tends to be a lot more resilient than the livers owned by "social" drinkers ;)
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
what a horrid thought, just put me off my sherry :o
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thank god my wife is horny deffinately a milf contender i dont need to look else ware it's allways on tap ;D
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
You have a dirty mind :o
;D ;D ;D
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
It's not that awful :-/ ;D
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ive got a mate who,d love her long time
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
Yes thanks Pete >:( >:( I now have the same image :o :o
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
Yes thanks Pete >:( >:( I now have the same image :o :o
This was Tunnie at work trying to get a xmas shag. He got confused as to what to do so she did some copies of her boobs to explain the facts of life to him.
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I still don't see any photos ::) :-?
Well you must have gone blind....wonder why?
I've got this awful picture in my mind of Tunnie sat at his computer desk with his trollies around his ankles and his socks at the ready :-[ ;D
Yes thanks Pete >:( >:( I now have the same image :o :o
This was Tunnie at work trying to get a xmas shag. He got confused as to what to do so she did some copies of her boobs to explain the facts of life to him.
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/0%20-%20Bits%20-%20001/40.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Tunnie if you are shy about losing your virginity I am sure Mrs STMO123 will be gentle with you if it's your 1st time. ::) :-X :y
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She would suck you in and blow you out in bubbles, mate :-Xbb
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
Go on then! If you insist!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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Tunnies new Girlfriend. ::) :-X :y :y ;D
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nice one scruntie ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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To be fair I think Tunnie dreams of meeting a girl like this....
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But he does day dream alot. ;D ;D
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Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that [smiley=tongue.gif]
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It's funny how many people have something to say when it comes to bonking ;D
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Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that [smiley=tongue.gif]
I must say, she does have a very nice arse. Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could do some very nice things to that :P :P :P :P :-*
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Hell NO ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that [smiley=tongue.gif]
I must say, she does have a very nice arse. Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could do some very nice things to that :P :P :P :P :-*
I nearly posted annother but it would be totally unfair to bombard STMO123#s thread with too many pictures as it might get him in the mood to tackle his missus, and she might enjoy and want an oncore. :-X
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Be a man Steve and do your own dirty work!! ;D
BTW........how much you paying? ::) ;D ;D ;D
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very funny thread. :y :y
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
............as much as that......you must be improving with age ... ;D ;D ;D
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
............as much as that......you must be improving with age ... ;D ;D ;D
Doesn't everyone? ;)
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
How's your heart Steve? ;D ;D ;D
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
christmas comes but once a year
in 30 secs steve comes thrice
thats what you get for popping the question
for life you must pay the price ;D
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
christmas comes but once a year
in 30 secs steve comes thrice
thats what you get for popping the question
for life you must pay the price ;D
Dont give up the day job. ;D
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on a serious note 30 secs yer spoiling her she,ll be expecting it more often
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
Sure there was a thread that you gave her a birthday bonk. :-X ;D :y
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
How's your heart Steve? ;D ;D ;D
Do you honestly believe he's got one? :)
And I don't think he'd admit it even if he has. ;) ;) ;)
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
Was that including foreplay
and a ciggy afterwards?
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
Was that including foreplay
and a ciggy afterwards?
Yeah. And chiselling me crusties off. :y
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.
Thank God it's only once a year.
How's your heart Steve? ;D ;D ;D
Thawing out....albeit slowly.... ::)