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Title: Can't Believe it!
Post by: HolyCount on 25 December 2009, 15:52:16
Christmas Day and people are actually on our website buying make up !!!!  Haven't they got anything better to do on this day of all days ???

Mind you -- I am sat on t'internet meself I guess  :-/
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: STMO999 on 25 December 2009, 15:54:19
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Christmas Day and people are actually on our website buying make up !!!!  Haven't they got anything better to do on this day of all days ???

Mind you -- I am sat on t'internet meself I guess  :-/


No. It's the most boring day of the year.

Does anyone know any irreligious jokes? ;D
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: RobG on 25 December 2009, 16:30:02
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Christmas Day and people are actually on our website buying make up !!!!  Haven't they got anything better to do on this day of all days ???

Mind you -- I am sat on t'internet meself I guess  :-/


No. It's the most boring day of the year.

Does anyone know any irreligious jokes? ;D
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him.

As the Pope made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him.

The Pope then stopped next to a low-life drunk, leaned over and whispered something in his ear then made his way on again.

This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Pope would speak to him the next day.

The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Pope and hopefully exchange a few words. The Pope was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear..

"I thought I told you yesterday to get the f**k out of here." 
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: STMO999 on 25 December 2009, 16:31:17
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Christmas Day and people are actually on our website buying make up !!!!  Haven't they got anything better to do on this day of all days ???

Mind you -- I am sat on t'internet meself I guess  :-/


No. It's the most boring day of the year.

Does anyone know any irreligious jokes? ;D
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him.

As the Pope made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him.

The Pope then stopped next to a low-life drunk, leaned over and whispered something in his ear then made his way on again.

This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Pope would speak to him the next day.

The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Pope and hopefully exchange a few words. The Pope was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear..

"I thought I told you yesterday to get the f**k out of here." 
;D
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 25 December 2009, 16:41:51
nice  ;D
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 December 2009, 18:44:48
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Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him.

As the Pope made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him.

The Pope then stopped next to a low-life drunk, leaned over and whispered something in his ear then made his way on again.

This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Pope would speak to him the next day.

The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Pope and hopefully exchange a few words. The Pope was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear..

"I thought I told you yesterday to get the f**k out of here." 



 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: Broomies Mate on 25 December 2009, 18:48:31
HaHa  ;D
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 December 2009, 20:13:01
 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 25 December 2009, 20:35:13
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Can't Believe it!
Post by: jaykay on 26 December 2009, 14:45:23
excellent..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y