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Title: While you were asleep
Post by: STMO999 on 31 December 2009, 05:38:20
Couldn't sleep. Got up at 4:45, made myself a nice cup of coffee. Went into auto pilot: computer on, OOF. Brought my coffee to the computer, placed it on top of a piece of A4 with bits scribbled on it (son). Happy enough.


Pencil hidden under said A4, sends coffee off at an angle of 45 degrees. break! Try to catch cup before it goes all the way, being tired I only manage to knock it against the wall. break! It bounces off the wall and hits the laminate floor making an almighty racket. break! Coffee everywhere. Up the wall, down the back of the computer, on the printer. break!

I can hear my son stirring, please dont wake up. Cause if you do, I'll shove that pencil right up your arse :'(
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Gaffers on 31 December 2009, 05:48:12
Ha Ha!  Nice one STMO Jnr!  ;D

I too was up at 4:30 but no kids, thus no coffee up the wall or over the computer.....

If you want sympathy look in the dictionary between sh!t and syphilis.
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Lazydocker on 31 December 2009, 05:49:17
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Ha Ha!  Nice one STMO Jnr!  ;D

I too was up at 4:30 but no kids, thus no coffee up the wall or over the computer.....

If you want sympathy look in the dictionary between sh!t and syphilis.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: STMO999 on 31 December 2009, 06:06:39
I'm properly awake now, and you two can break off ;D


Do I start moving stuff to clean up now, risking waking the house up? Or do I stay quiet and let it go all sticky? Hmmm.
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Gaffers on 31 December 2009, 06:10:04
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I'm properly awake now, and you two can break off ;D

Awww, is that it?  I was hoping for more from you Steve ;D
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: STMO999 on 31 December 2009, 06:11:15
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I'm properly awake now, and you two can break off ;D

Awww, is that it?  I was hoping for more from you Steve ;D


It's early and I haven't had my medication yet.
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 31 December 2009, 06:40:48
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I'm properly awake now, and you two can break off ;D


Do I start moving stuff to clean up now, risking waking the house up? Or do I stay quiet and let it go all sticky? Hmmm.

If you put sugar in it, best clean it up now. Probably dried up in the sunshine by now.  ;D
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Gaffers on 31 December 2009, 06:41:51
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I'm properly awake now, and you two can break off ;D


Do I start moving stuff to clean up now, risking waking the house up? Or do I stay quiet and let it go all sticky? Hmmm.

If you put sugar in it, best clean it up now. Probably dried up in the sunshine by now.  ;D

What sunshine, it's still dark out......oh you mean the sunshine coming out of his ar.............  ::)
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 31 December 2009, 08:43:37
 ;D ;D ;D ;D a splendid thread  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Lazydocker on 31 December 2009, 10:13:44
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;D ;D ;D ;D a splendid thread  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
We aim to please ;D  ;D :y
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 31 December 2009, 10:45:31
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;D ;D ;D ;D a splendid thread  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
We aim to please ;D  ;D :y
;D ;D
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: bob.dent on 31 December 2009, 14:38:46
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I'm properly awake now, and you two can break off ;D


Do I start moving stuff to clean up now, risking waking the house up? Or do I stay quiet and let it go all sticky? Hmmm.

You should be used to that by now steve!! [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: albitz on 31 December 2009, 15:12:30
Reading about your misfortune has really brightened up my day Steve.Thanks for that. :y ::) ;D
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: STMO999 on 31 December 2009, 17:55:41
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Reading about your misfortune has really brightened up my day Steve.Thanks for that. :y ::) ;D


Glad I could be of service Albs. :( I do hope you dont slip on the ice tonight or get run over or anything. :y
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Gaffers on 31 December 2009, 18:33:37
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Reading about your misfortune has really brightened up my day Steve.Thanks for that. :y ::) ;D


Glad I could be of service Albs. :( I do hope you dont slip on the ice tonight or get run over or anything. :y

Steve, I thought you were still looking through the dictionary?  ;D
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: STMO999 on 31 December 2009, 18:40:36
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Reading about your misfortune has really brightened up my day Steve.Thanks for that. :y ::) ;D


Glad I could be of service Albs. :( I do hope you dont slip on the ice tonight or get run over or anything. :y

Steve, I thought you were still looking through the dictionary?  ;D


And I thought you were perusing your haynes manual. ;D
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: Gaffers on 31 December 2009, 18:59:30
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Reading about your misfortune has really brightened up my day Steve.Thanks for that. :y ::) ;D


Glad I could be of service Albs. :( I do hope you dont slip on the ice tonight or get run over or anything. :y

Steve, I thought you were still looking through the dictionary?  ;D


And I thought you were perusing your haynes manual. ;D

Nah, tis all done.  Did the quickest scuttle and plenum removal and refitting ever!  ;D

Sat now drinking wine until I get stupid drunk or fall asleep.....
Title: Re: While you were asleep
Post by: STMO999 on 31 December 2009, 19:00:23
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Reading about your misfortune has really brightened up my day Steve.Thanks for that. :y ::) ;D


Glad I could be of service Albs. :( I do hope you dont slip on the ice tonight or get run over or anything. :y

Steve, I thought you were still looking through the dictionary?  ;D


And I thought you were perusing your haynes manual. ;D

Nah, tis all done.  Did the quickest scuttle and plenum removal and refitting ever!  ;D

Sat now drinking wine until I get stupid or fall asleep.....


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