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Title: xmas tree
Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 14:05:27
My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 January 2010, 14:06:13
They seem to have at your house.  :-X ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 14:07:15
Festivities, have i missed something ?
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 14:10:13
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)

AllI said was, don't you think that you might need to vacuum up those needles :-X
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Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 14:15:57
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)

AllI said was, don't you think that you might need to vacuum up those needles :-X

Your in trouble now
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 14:19:36
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)

AllI said was, don't you think that you might need to vacuum up those needles :-X

Your in trouble now
So you think that its partly my fault then? :-?
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Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 14:21:48
You should at least of got the hoover out for her
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 14:24:44
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You should at least of got the hoover out for her
Didn't get much chance really as I had just walked in from the pub. :-*
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Post by: johnnycboy on 03 January 2010, 14:33:10
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You should at least of got the hoover out for her
Didn't get much chance really as I had just walked in from the pub. :-*

Just be thankfull xmas tree went through the patio doors, you could have ended up with lots of splinters in your harris ;)
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Post by: Pitchfork on 03 January 2010, 14:36:26
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)
Did she open it first  :-?
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 14:38:01
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You should at least of got the hoover out for her
Didn't get much chance really as I had just walked in from the pub. :-*

Just be thankfull xmas tree went through the patio doors, you could have ended up with lots of splinters in your harris ;)
I think that was actually mentioned! :(
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 14:40:34
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)
Did she open it first  :-?
Yep, but I now have Koi carp wearing tinsel ::)
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Post by: ali on 03 January 2010, 14:46:45
good job the lights were not still plugged in or you would have had floating carp :o
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Post by: Debs. on 03 January 2010, 14:50:14
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)

Mine was ejected on Boxing day! :D
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Post by: sexydaz on 03 January 2010, 14:52:28
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)

AllI said was, don't you think that you might need to vacuum up those needles :-X
nowt wrong there you were only stateing the obvious ;D
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 14:53:21
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good job the lights were not still plugged in or you would have had floating carp :o
They were unpluged, but still on the tree! :'(
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Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 14:54:22
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)
Did she open it first  :-?
Yep, but I now have Koi carp wearing tinsel ::)

Christmas is for man and beast(Koi) too.

The problem seems you went down the pub,she slaved over a hot stove with the Sunday lunch and you demanded a clean floor whilst playing on the computer.This is how it's worked since the caveman time but women feel they have been hard done by.Grab your club,drag here to the love room.both happy now ::) ::) ::) ::).Just realised this is probably why the first wife left.      
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 15:00:47
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)
Did she open it first  :-?
Yep, but I now have Koi carp wearing tinsel ::)

Christmas is for man and beast(Koi) too.

The problem seems you went down the pub,she slaved over a hot stove with the Sunday lunch and you demanded a clean floor whilst playing on the computer.This is how it's worked since the caveman time but women feel they have been hard done by.Grab your club,drag here to the love room.both happy now ::) ::) ::) ::).Just realised this is probably why the first wife left.      
Don't think thats going to happen, do you? :-?
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 15:14:09
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Sounds like its just started for the fish ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 15:25:34
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)


Sounds like its just started for the fish ;D ;D ;D
Hope the fish like chocolates ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 15:27:31
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)


Sounds like its just started for the fish ;D ;D ;D
Hope the fish like chocolates ;D


Chocolate Starfish?? :o ;D ::) :-X
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 15:35:57
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)


Sounds like its just started for the fish ;D ;D ;D
Hope the fish like chocolates ;D


Chocolate Starfish?? :o ;D ::) :-X
Like to see how they unwrap them! ::)
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Post by: Pitchfork on 03 January 2010, 15:43:36
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)

Mine was ejected on Boxing day! :D
Your Wife??
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Post by: sexydaz on 03 January 2010, 15:50:54
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)


Sounds like its just started for the fish ;D ;D ;D
Hope the fish like chocolates ;D


Chocolate Starfish?? :o ;D ::) :-X
Like to see how they unwrap them! ::)
the good ole balloon knot,teatowel holder,barking spider,ricker,poop shoot,funnel,marmite motorway,bournville boulevard,cadbury alley ;D
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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 03 January 2010, 15:51:15
Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 15:56:01
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Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
We talking fish or tree here? ::)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 15:58:27
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Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
We talking fish or tree here? ::)

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Pitchfork on 03 January 2010, 16:03:18
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Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
We talking fish or tree here? ::)

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well you are quite a long way north & it's a scientifically proven fact that the Neaderthals were better adapted to a colder climate
(The gene for ginger hair is also Neaderthal thereby proving that they interbred with Homo Sapiens i.e. in Scotland) :P
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 16:07:55
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Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
We talking fish or tree here? ::)

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Back on theme now. Got the tree out of the pond and now back in the pub. Mrs has taken the mig, so she can take the dog for a walk. A white dog on dark interior, she knows it pixxes me of! :'(
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 16:12:36
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Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
We talking fish or tree here? ::)

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well you are quite a long way north & it's a scientifically proven fact that the Neaderthals were better adapted to a colder climate
(The gene for ginger hair is also Neaderthal thereby proving that they interbred with Homo Sapiens i.e. in Scotland) :P

Well how amazing!!!
I am related to Mary Queen of Scots through my Dad's side :y
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Post by: Pitchfork on 03 January 2010, 16:21:30
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Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
We talking fish or tree here? ::)

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well you are quite a long way north & it's a scientifically proven fact that the Neaderthals were better adapted to a colder climate
(The gene for ginger hair is also Neaderthal thereby proving that they interbred with Homo Sapiens i.e. in Scotland) :P

Well how amazing!!!
I am related to Mary Queen of Scots through my Dad's side :y
Q.E.D.
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Post by: Tony H on 03 January 2010, 16:27:23
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Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
We talking fish or tree here? ::)

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Back on theme now. Got the tree out of the pond and now back in the pub. Mrs has taken the mig, so she can take the dog for a walk. A white dog on dark interior, she knows it pixxes me of! :'(
What did the landlord have to say about taking a soaking wet xmas tree into his pub? ;D
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Post by: redelitev6 on 03 January 2010, 16:46:19
Mrs took our tree and decorations down this morning ,so that looks like the end of Xmas  :'(
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Post by: PhilRich on 03 January 2010, 17:00:54
My wife had the bloody cheek to take ours down & pack it all away while I was still in bed! Some people are soooo selfish aren't they? I had been looking forward to unravelling all those sodding lights & tinsel all night ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: jereboam on 03 January 2010, 17:08:44
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My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished?? ::)

AllI said was, don't you think that you might need to vacuum up those needles :-X

This is your basic problem: you've let your feminine side show through.    :(

Most men wouldn't have noticed the needles.  :) :) :)
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Post by: splott on 03 January 2010, 18:16:17
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Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  ;D ;D Bah humbug  :y :y
We talking fish or tree here? ::)

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Back on theme now. Got the tree out of the pond and now back in the pub. Mrs has taken the mig, so she can take the dog for a walk. A white dog on dark interior, she knows it pixxes me of! :'(
What did the landlord have to say about taking a soaking wet xmas tree into his pub? ;D
I am the land lord! ;)