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Title: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 12:45:26
Within a 8 miles radius i have over 10 famous people living around here.
Patrick Moore
Jack Dee
Ronnie Wood
Louise Rednap
Kyle Minouge(summer times)
Christopher Timothy
Madonna(summer times)
Jenny Agerther(spelt wrong,railway children)
Brain Connelly
Mrs Bucket
Kate Moss(lives in Ronnie woods house when not there)
Is Selsey turning in to the new Beverly Hills
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: STMO999 on 03 January 2010, 12:50:14
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Within a 8 miles radius i have over 10 famous people living around here.
Patrick Moore
Jack Dee
Ronnie Wood
Louise Rednap
Kyle Minouge(summer times)
Christopher Timothy
Madonna(summer times)
Jenny Agerther(spelt wrong,railway children)
Brain Connelly
Mrs Bucket
Kate Moss(lives in Ronnie woods house when not there)
Is Selsey turning in to the new Beverly Hills



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sounds like 'I'm dying to be a celebrity, keep me in here'
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 12:53:37
As long as you under 60.Selsey Population of 4.2k in the winter,in the summer this rises to over 12k and with a advantage age of 75.People just come here to die
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: STMO999 on 03 January 2010, 12:54:33
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As long as you under 60.Selsey Population of 4.2k in the winter,in the summer this rises to over 12k and with a advantage age of 75.People just come here to die


Hurry up then ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: sir moanalot on 03 January 2010, 12:56:36
the queen is my neighbour sometimes- even had a chat with my missus through a window while waiting at a roundabout and  stephen fry lives down the road from me but thats about it as im aware. -oh and im pretty famous in my own household !!!!!
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: STMO999 on 03 January 2010, 12:57:54
I know Dickie Bird's second cousin.
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: albitz on 03 January 2010, 12:57:57
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Within a 8 miles radius i have over 10 famous people living around here.
Patrick Moore
Jack Dee
Ronnie Wood
Louise Rednap
Kyle Minouge(summer times)
Christopher Timothy
Madonna(summer times)
Jenny Agerther(spelt wrong,railway children)
Brain Connelly
Mrs Bucket
Kate Moss(uses  Ronnie woods drug stash when he,s not there)Is Selsey turning in to the new Beverly Hills
::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Jack Bruce
Steve Harley
Mick Taylor
Suzi Quattro (not sure if she still does)
Daman Albarn lived about 4 miles away but now in London afaik
There are others but cant remember who atm.
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 12:58:49
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As long as you under 60.Selsey Population of 4.2k in the winter,in the summer this rises to over 12k and with a advantage age of 75.People just come here to die


Hurry up then ;D

Cheers only 11 years to go.
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 12:59:59
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Within a 8 miles radius i have over 10 famous people living around here.
Patrick Moore
Jack Dee
Ronnie Wood
Louise Rednap
Kyle Minouge(summer times)
Christopher Timothy
Madonna(summer times)
Jenny Agerther(spelt wrong,railway children)
Brain Connelly
Mrs Bucket
Kate Moss(uses  Ronnie woods drug stash when he,s not there)Is Selsey turning in to the new Beverly Hills
::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Jack Bruce
Steve Harley
Mick Taylor
Suzi Quattro (not sure if she still does)
There are others but cant remember who atm.

Moss is OK,Good tipper
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: STMO999 on 03 January 2010, 13:00:01
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As long as you under 60.Selsey Population of 4.2k in the winter,in the summer this rises to over 12k and with a advantage age of 75.People just come here to die


Hurry up then ;D

Cheers only 11 years to go.

I'll beat you to it then :P
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 03 January 2010, 13:00:35
Nobody, just a load of oil rich Arabs.  ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Debs. on 03 January 2010, 13:00:56
Nobody famous hereabouts........ :-?



.........this is where people come to hide! :-X
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: STMO999 on 03 January 2010, 13:01:05
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Nobody, just a load of oil rich Arabs.  ;D


My kind of neighbours.
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 13:01:13
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I know Dickie Bird's second cousin.

who's that Jack sparrow
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: STMO999 on 03 January 2010, 13:02:21
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rather hope so. :P ::) ;D


Should've quoted Albs. That looks like more 'dangle berries' now. ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: tunnie on 03 January 2010, 13:02:56
Mr Angry. Aka TheBoy  ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: albitz on 03 January 2010, 13:03:47
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As long as you under 60.Selsey Population of 4.2k in the winter,in the summer this rises to over 12k and with a advantage age of 75.People just come here to die


Hurry up then ;D

Cheers only 11 years to go.

I'll beat you to it then :P
rather hope so. :P ::) ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: STMO999 on 03 January 2010, 13:04:34
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As long as you under 60.Selsey Population of 4.2k in the winter,in the summer this rises to over 12k and with a advantage age of 75.People just come here to die


Hurry up then ;D

Cheers only 11 years to go.

I'll beat you to it then :P
rather hope so. :P ::) ;D


Too rather late! I've already ridiculed you earlier in the thread. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: jim351 on 03 January 2010, 13:05:03
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Within a 8 miles radius i have over 10 famous people living around here.
Patrick Moore
Jack Dee
Ronnie Wood
Louise Rednap
Kyle Minouge(summer times)
Christopher Timothy
Madonna(summer times)
Jenny Agerther(spelt wrong,railway children)
Brain Connelly
Mrs Bucket
Kate Moss(lives in Ronnie woods house when not there)
Is Selsey turning in to the new Beverly Hills


you forgot Nicholas Lyndhurst too
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 13:07:18
Forgot Lord March(Goodwood )
Richard Branson( a very big manor house with a mock ruined castle in the grounds)
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 13:09:15
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Within a 8 miles radius i have over 10 famous people living around here.
Patrick Moore
Jack Dee
Ronnie Wood
Louise Rednap
Kyle Minouge(summer times)
Christopher Timothy
Madonna(summer times)
Jenny Agerther(spelt wrong,railway children)
Brain Connelly
Mrs Bucket
Kate Moss(lives in Ronnie woods house when not there)
Is Selsey turning in to the new Beverly Hills


you forgot Nicholas Lyndhurst too

He's moved but his ass hole half brother is still here and forgot Joe pasquarlie(squeaky voice that gets on your nerves) 
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: sir moanalot on 03 January 2010, 13:14:01
when i was based near an oil refinery during gulf 1 we were ordered to go to the refinery to ask for a couple of empty barrels to make a couple of bbqs out of.
after an amusing discussion with the gate guard we were ushered  up to a plush waiting room outside a huge gold endowed office. we were the told "the sheik will see you know". we entered the room to a row of full regaled Arabs all shaking our hands and offering us cigars and expensive looking watches. after the formalities we made our request for a couple of empty barrels which responded in a jaw drop from the sheik, as he was told by the gate guard we were representatives of the alliance government requesting a huge deal to be made for millions of barrels of oil. after the expensive looking watches were take off of us we were escorted out and sent to a store area where we were given two FULL barrels of oil and told not to return again.  so they we nearly my best neighbours I've had !!!!     ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 13:15:42
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I know Dickie Bird's second cousin.

who's that Captain Jack Sparrow


Johnny Depp? :o
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Pitchfork on 03 January 2010, 13:18:59
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I know Dickie Bird's second cousin.

who's that Captain Jack Sparrow


Johnny Depp? :o
Well I got the joke!! ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 03 January 2010, 13:20:41
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Within a 8 miles radius i have over 10 famous people living around here.
Patrick Moore
Jack Dee
Ronnie Wood
Louise Rednap
Kyle Minouge(summer times)
Christopher Timothy
Madonna(summer times)
Jenny Agerther(spelt wrong,railway children)
Brain Connelly
Mrs Bucket
Kate Moss(lives in Ronnie woods house when not there)
Is Selsey turning in to the new Beverly Hills


you forgot Nicholas Lyndhurst too

He's moved but his ass hole half brother is still here and forgot Joe pasquarlie(squeaky voice that gets on your nerves) 


David Jason?
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 13:20:56
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I know Dickie Bird's second cousin.

who's that Captain Jack Sparrow


Johnny Depp? :o

His wife the french bird of joe le taxi fam owns a cottage down here.Never seen them but Depp is good friends with Ronnie wood
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Varche on 03 January 2010, 13:41:50
We have mostly other people on the witness protection programme OR escapees from British justice. Either way I can't name names..............
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Debs. on 03 January 2010, 13:48:39
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We have mostly other people on the witness protection programme OR escapees from British justice. Either way I can't name names..............

In these parts: it`s the witless protection programme :P
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 14:03:17
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I know Dickie Bird's second cousin.

who's that Captain Jack Sparrow


Johnny Depp? :o
Well I got the joke!! ;D

glad someone did  :y
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Pitchfork on 03 January 2010, 14:38:35
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I know Dickie Bird's second cousin.

who's that Captain Jack Sparrow


Johnny Depp? :o
Well I got the joke!! ;D

glad someone did  :y
A sense of humour is a Southern thing obviously!! ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 14:54:42
I have Pamela Anderson living as a neighbour, Cindy Crawford, Catherine Zeta Jones, Lemmie, Robbie Williams, Stokie Steve what better neighbours could anyone want. They all know and call me by my proper name Brad by the way. :y
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 15:02:25
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I have Pamela Anderson living as a neighbour, Cindy Crawford, Catherine Zeta Jones, Lemmie, Robbie Williams, Stokie Steve what better neighbours could anyone want. They all know and call me by my proper name Brad by the way. :y

And a toilet factory down the road
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 15:04:24
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I have Pamela Anderson living as a neighbour, Cindy Crawford, Catherine Zeta Jones, Lemmie, Robbie Williams, Stokie Steve what better neighbours could anyone want. They all know and call me by my proper name Brad by the way. :y

And a toilet factory down the road

Your right mate I have to say, this is why it is classed as Kings Country as they build "Thrones" here ;D ;D ;D ;D
Write it down ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 15:06:19
i thought they call it crapper country named after thomas crapper
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: albitz on 03 January 2010, 15:07:30
I know that Slash and Robbie "Im a mentalist me"Williams both came from Stoke.And as soon as they had a tenner in their pockets they moved to the other side of the world. :y ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 15:08:57
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I know that Slash and Robbie "Im a mentalist me"Williams both came from Stoke.And as soon as they had a tenner in their pockets they moved to the other side of the world. :y ::) ;D ;D


They plough their wealth back into Massive.. Good ode Stokies :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Selseybill on 03 January 2010, 15:10:27
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I know that Slash and Robbie "Im a mentalist me"Williams both came from Stoke.And as soon as they had a tenner in their pockets they moved to the other side of the world. :y ::) ;D ;D

at least they had sense.
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 15:11:45
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i thought they call it crapper country named after thomas crapper

Your talkin Poop, your talking Poop, Your full of Poop, Your full of Poop.... ner ner ner ner ner.....
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: albitz on 03 January 2010, 15:49:55
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I know that Slash and Robbie "Im a mentalist me"Williams both came from Stoke.And as soon as they had a tenner in their pockets they moved to the other side of the world. :y ::) ;D ;D


They plough their wealth back into drugs.. Good ode cokeheads. :y :y :y :y
Disgrace ful, but to be expected I suppose. :y ::) ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 03 January 2010, 16:23:19
Jane Austen lives in the next village to me - although I suspect she might be pushing up the daisies by now. Oh, and Alan Titchmarsh, apparently. :-X

Kevin
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Pitchfork on 03 January 2010, 16:26:43
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Jane Austen lives in the next village to me - although I suspect she might be pushing up the daisies by now. Oh, and Alan Titchmarsh, apparently. :-X

Kevin
Apparantly she used to dance as the Basingstoke Assembly Rooms (that would have meant using the A339 which is a very dangerous road) ;)
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 January 2010, 16:43:06
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Jane Austen lives in the next village to me - although I suspect she might be pushing up the daisies by now. Oh, and Alan Titchmarsh, apparently. :-X

Kevin

Steve's wife? a man barely alive!
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: redelitev6 on 03 January 2010, 16:43:35
 ;D Alan shearer once passed me in a big merc( his not mine! ) and ,err that's it!
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Shackeng on 03 January 2010, 17:29:59
I once listened to a gramophone record of Alma Cogan P*****g through a funnel onto a tin roof played to me over the telephone.(Fixed land line as well!) Oh the honour!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: vauxsull on 03 January 2010, 17:55:52
Michael Owen lives 2 miles from me.....
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 January 2010, 17:57:36
Mike and Julie and Chris and Ken ;D
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Vamps on 04 January 2010, 00:35:55
Well I live here..... :-X
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: Gaffers on 04 January 2010, 05:08:19
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I know that Slash and Robbie "Im a mentalist me"Williams both came from Stoke.And as soon as they had a tenner in their pockets they moved to the other side of the world. :y ::) ;D ;D


They plough their wealth back into Massive.. Good ode Stokies :y :y :y :y

In Cheshire we call it our poor and smelly neighbour..... :-*
Title: Re: Who lives near you ?
Post by: albitz on 04 January 2010, 17:27:54
If it was next door to Sudan it would still be called the poor and smelly neighbour. :y ::) ;D ;D