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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dbug on 05 January 2010, 23:42:27

Title: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: dbug on 05 January 2010, 23:42:27

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28

You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

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At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

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At 78

What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 05 January 2010, 23:44:37

 ;D ;D ;D well told db  :y :y

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 January 2010, 23:47:29

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: Proz on 06 January 2010, 07:43:54

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 06 January 2010, 07:50:55

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :) :) :) :) :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 06 January 2010, 13:59:42

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: cam2502 on 06 January 2010, 14:42:37

very good. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: Ken L on 06 January 2010, 16:47:21

One of the better ones... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: sexydaz on 06 January 2010, 17:28:46

an old boy once told me when yer meet a woman youd eat rice pudding out of it,when youve been married to em for 40 yrs yer wouldnt sh@t in it ;D

Title: Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
Post by: Amigo on 06 January 2010, 17:58:20

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story

***********************************************************************************

At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

***********************************************************************************

At 28

You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

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At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

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At 78

What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

Good'un. Is'nt 68 "69 & i owe you one?"!!!