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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dbug on 07 January 2010, 23:55:55
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
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It's Raining, It's Pouring
No doubt, it's Global Warming.
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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
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Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.
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Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry..
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay..
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Jill , the dill,
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her @rse
Now two of his teeth are missing.
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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.