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Title: I have finally decided.........
Post by: STMO999 on 09 January 2010, 13:12:17
.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Lazydocker on 09 January 2010, 13:16:11
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Superb  :y :y ;D ;D

But I did get excited for a moment thinking you wwere going to announce you were leaving ::) :-X :D :D :D
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: STMO999 on 09 January 2010, 13:17:58
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Superb  :y :y ;D ;D

But I did get excited for a moment thinking you wwere going to announce you were leaving ::) :-X :D :D :D


Sorry to lead you on. ;D
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: albitz on 09 January 2010, 13:33:12
We can but live in hope LD. :y ::) :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 January 2010, 14:30:01
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o


.......I'am hung like a Grand National Winner ......so perhaps it would be appropriate......to measure my bell end in furlongs........ ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Entwood on 09 January 2010, 15:15:22
.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 January 2010, 15:18:05
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.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)


A fine round but only in the full NATO load, now superceded by the excellent 6.9mm :y
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Entwood on 09 January 2010, 15:27:14
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.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)


A fine round but only in the full NATO load, now superceded by the excellent 6.9mm :y


Absolutely ... and would you compare yourself to the size of one ..  :)
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 January 2010, 15:33:14
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.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)


A fine round but only in the full NATO load, now superceded by the excellent 6.9mm :y


Absolutely ... and would you compare yourself to the size of one ..  :)


In my case E that would be a redundant excercise as things south of the border have elected to remain in splendid obscurity since 1994 ;D ;D ;D 
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: waspy on 09 January 2010, 15:38:20
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.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)


A fine round but only in the full NATO load, now superceded by the excellent 6.9mm :y

I bet Steve can remember the 303 ;D
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: sexydaz on 09 January 2010, 16:08:55
all il say is ive just been for a walk and stopped on a bridge for a jimmy riddle and bah eck the water were cold :D
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 09 January 2010, 17:42:06
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D



I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Brilliant  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Martin_1962 on 09 January 2010, 18:07:50
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o


.......I'am hung like a Grand National Winner ......so perhaps it would be appropriate......to measure my bell end in furlongs........ ;) ;) ;)


Ah Red Rum :y

Look it up - you will regret that comment ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: BigAl on 09 January 2010, 20:04:30
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all il say is ive just been for a walk and stopped on a bridge for a jimmy riddle and bah eck the water were cold :D
Funny that, i did the same thing earlier and not only was it cold it was deep as well !!
Title: Re: I have finally decided.........
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 09 January 2010, 20:27:30
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all il say is ive just been for a walk and stopped on a bridge for a jimmy riddle and bah eck the water were cold :D
Funny that, i did the same thing earlier and not only was it cold it was deep as well !!

So thats 2 of you that fell flat on your faces in the snow then.   ::)