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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: alunonhisown on 11 January 2010, 10:22:55
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FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
FIAT = Fix It Again Tomorrow
LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Any others out there?
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BMW Blasphemous Motorised Wreck or backwards Wanted Mercedes Benz.
KIA Kick It Again
AUDI Another Useless Deutsche Invention
NISSAN Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
MERCEDES Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
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Dodge - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
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fiat = Failure in all terrain
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BSM - Brake, Skid, Manoeuver?
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MOPAR - move over people are racing
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BSM - Brake, Skid, Manoeuver?
OMEGA: One Motor Every Guy ;) :yAdores
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BMW -= Break My Windows. Built (by) Massive self-abusers
WOFT Waste of F***ing Time
Rover = Right On (the) Verge (of) Early Retirement
FIAT Found In A Tent (or Triage)
DNF Drove New Ford (Did Not Finish)
NASA Need Another Seven Astronauts
TTFN , Ta ta fer now
GFI go for it
LBFC Little brown furry creatures
DFA Does break all (usually attached to "important" control panel handed to the producer to look after and tweak as he sees fit)
actually sod it here's a few more....
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Frigin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC
Garage Man’s Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
GTO
Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG
Money Guzzler
MGB
Might Go Backwards
MGF
Might Go Forward
MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate
MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain’t Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Insanely Late Everyday
PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
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ALFA: Aging Latin crappity smackwit's Ambulance. Thanks Anthony
ASTON MARTIN: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly
AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention. Obviously written by someone with first hand experience - maybe someone who had one rust away into brown air in the 70's?
BMW: Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe, and LOTS more. There's a certain commonality of theme though, insinuating that Bavarian Motor Werken cars are expensive to run and bought by shallow image conscious airheads
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. Nuff said?
CHEVROLET: Chevrolet's not a common Aussie brand so one example will do - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips. There are heaps more for those who are interested, second in popularity only to Ford (see below)
CHRYSLER: Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement. A clever one, but I'm sure most Valiant owners would prefer this one - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair!
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere. I've got one and every word is true! And how about - Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment. And - Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines. Thanks for that one, Tanner, but how can you say the 426 Hemi is Gutless?
EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks. More to add to the Edsel's woes
FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology, Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Transportation; or the well known favourite - Fix It Again Tony!
FORD: Of all car names, Ford has the most entries - three complete pages full on one site: Fix Or Repair Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; First (or Fails) On Race Day; Found On Road Dead (thanks Sameer P): Funding Our Retirement Daily (from a mechanic`s point of view); and perhaps best of all: Driver Returning On Foot (Ford spelled backwards!)
GMC: Greatest Made Chevy (thanks Roger S)
HOLDEN: Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises, and from Jason we have - Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises. Come on Aussie come on!
HONDA: Had One Never Did Again; Hold On, 'Nother Dickhead Arriving; plus (and this is a true rarity among these acronyms) one that says something positive about the car - Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)
HYUNDAI: A bitter one - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive; and a clever one - Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used
JAGUAR: Only one entry - Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop. I've owned three Jaguars during my driving history, and I've always felt that they're the ideal car for a handyman, as long as he's handy with money!
JEEP: Once again, a bitter one - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly; and a clever one - Just Enough Engine Power
KIA: Kick It Again; Keep It Away; Kill It Anyway, and another - Kills Innocent Americans (thanks to weatherman824) Hmm - a certain commonality of theme here too. Not bad for a company with a name that sounds like Xena Warrior Princess' battle cry.
LOTUS: Only one entry, but it's a good one - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious. It's no coincidence that the acronym for the the Lotus Owners Of New York car club is LOONY!
MAZDA: Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along; Made After Zero Design Analysis. Z's are always hard to work into these things
MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MG: By and large the Pommie brands cop a bit of a bucketing, and MG is no exception - Merciless Garbage; Money Guzzler; MG-B: Might Go Backwards; the new MG-F: Might Go Forwards
MINI: Moron Inside Notably Insane
MINIVAN: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered. Thanks to Nolan R for that one
MITSUBISHI: Not the easiest of names to work with, but someone's had a go - Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; and another - Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly
MOPAR: Move Over, Professionals Are Racing, and thanks to Petey we also have – Mostly Old Parts And Rust
NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now. You have been warned!
OLDSMOBILE: Someone worked hard on these - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday; and another - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie!
PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
PONTIAC: People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything. Can't argue with that one!
SAAB: Quite some bitterness here - Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown; Start Adding Additional Brakefluid; Sad Attempt At Beauty. And you've got to say this with a California drawl - 'Yuppies don't cry, they just Saab'. LionsFootball61 sent me - SAAB: Still Ain't A Beamer and Slow As A Buick!
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUV: Not a brand, I know, but most places are inundated with them - Selfish Useless Vehicles, SubUrban Vans, Stupid Ugly & Vain (thanks Michael T for all these)
SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside
TORANA: Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration. And the SLR variant - Slightly Less Rust
TOYOTA: Some bitter ones here too, this time with a local flavour - Taking Our Yen Out Through Australia; The One You Ought To Avoid, They Overcharge You On Their Accessories, and Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole (thanks to Rob P for that one!)
TRIUMPH: A cry of depair from the heart here - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help; and another - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! Someone speaking from first hand knowledge, by the sound of things!
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object; Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner. These are just about all there are, barring variations on the same theme. Personally I thought there would be rich pickings in the Volvo genre, but perhaps the two Vs are a bit of a handicap.
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VW: Very Weird; Virtually Worthless. Some literary giant has also rummaged through the Roget's Thesaurus and had a go at:
VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense. Doesn't quite work, but a good effort!
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Volkswagen
Vehicle Owner = loser knowingly settling with a german engineering nitemare.
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N.F.I not fu*king interested :y
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For a fit but ugly woman:
BOBFOC
Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch
TENFOLD
T*ts extremely nice, face of Les Dawson
Courtesy of the ever wonderful Viz magazine
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DFS
Destined for skips
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For a fit but ugly woman:
BOBFOC
Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch
TENFOLD
T*ts extremely nice, face of Les Dawson
Courtesy of the ever wonderful Viz magazine
pmsl ;D ;D
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Of a woman of less than outstanding personal hygiene:
FLARP
F**ny like a rescue poodle
Viz again.....
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ford = fat or really dumb :y
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Not one for Vauxhall I note could be difficult :D :D :D :D
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Not one for Vauxhall I note could be difficult :D :D :D :D
This is what an acronym generator gave,
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Computers :P
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Elite..Every Lovable Integrated Toy Empowers!
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Vectra...Visually Embarrassing Cr*p Transport..Avoid!
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Common Rural Agriculture Policy. ::)
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Peugeot
Poxy Engine, Useless Gearbox, Every One's Trouble
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Common Rural Agriculture Policy. ::)
'Aint that the truth 8-) :y :y
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FIAT = F***ing Italian after thought