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Title: Purchase or Lease? joke!!!!
Post by: Tonka. on 12 January 2010, 17:06:01

 Purchase or Lease?

    Purchasing

    The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her £24.3million.
    Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him £13,315 per time.

    On the other hand………

    Leasing

    New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges £2,450 per night.

    Had Paul McCartney "leased" Kristen for 5 years he would have paid £4.47 million in total for sex every night for 5 years
    (a saving of nearly £20 million!).

    Value-added benefits are:
    • a 22 year old
    • no begging
    • no coaxing
    • never a headache
    • happily agrees to all requests
    • no complaining
    • no honey-to do lists
    • has TWO great legs!!

    Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked. All at 1/5th the cost and no legal fees.

    Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.  :y :y

Title: Re: Purchase or Lease? joke!!!!
Post by: Andy B on 12 January 2010, 17:07:08

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Purchase or Lease? joke!!!!
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 12 January 2010, 17:32:14

Very good  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Purchase or Lease? joke!!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 12 January 2010, 17:33:01

Can't argue with logic like that! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Purchase or Lease? joke!!!!
Post by: Richie London on 12 January 2010, 19:42:19

good one  :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Purchase or Lease? joke!!!!
Post by: Entwood on 12 January 2010, 20:33:53

Excellent ..  :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Purchase or Lease? joke!!!!
Post by: sexydaz on 12 January 2010, 20:38:14

 ;D :y

Title: Re: Purchase or Lease? joke!!!!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 January 2010, 21:03:47

 ;D ;D ;D splendid T  ;D ;D :y