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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 19:17:43
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one of the best
go and take yer face for a sh^t ;D
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Oh gawd, STM0123 is gonna have a field day ;D
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When I was an apprentice in a food factory there was an electrical contractor that had a boss that was a right plonker. Allways said he had the IQ of a pork pie. (and other's that got up his nose) (Was funny at the time)
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...........like talking to Pork!
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yer cant polish a turd(tho apparently yer can)
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Face like fire damaged Lego
Looks like a sack of puppies trying to escape
are 2 of my favourites ;D ;D
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face like a bulldog chewin a wasp
and someone whos goofy-he could eat an apple through a letter box
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Face like a fire damaged wellie thats been put out with a set of running spikes...
Teeth like a set of broken tombstones.
Sugar Puff teeth.
If brains was doms you'd be chappin'....
(personally, really like the last one.... ;D )
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giving birth to meatloaf's daughter. ;D ;D
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Take the kids to the pool ::) ::)
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gonna go speak to the arabs
mustapha shite
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::) "........it`s never happened before; honest!" ;D
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Face like a fire damaged wellie thats been put out with a set of running spikes...
Teeth like a set of broken tombstones.
Sugar Puff teeth.
If brains was doms you'd be chappin'....
(personally, really like the last one.... ;D )
Splendid :y
For a challanged face a favourite Ulster/Scots riposte would be;
'A face like a well skelped arse'.
Should someone become annoying they were advised to;
'Frigg away off and boil your head'.
This may give you an idea of what some us have to wade through;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d3NkM3DQaw[/media]
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looks like youve fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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"that tache makes you look like yer mum"!!
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Never really understood the point of sarcasm or cheap jibe's, mainly because if someone is daft enough to piss you off then it's odds on they are too stupid to understand the underlying meaning of any sarcastic retort.
Much better to simply say what you think and let them deal with it in whatever way they see fit IMO.
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Another brain cell and he'd be an amoeba
One of my favorites :D :D :D :D :D
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If you'd got the other half of that brain cell the friction would start a fire!!!
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may your ear'oles turn to arse'oles and shit on your collar
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a sphincter says what
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a sphincter says what
Waynes' world?
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I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad. Can't repeat here though
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I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad. Can't repeat here though
yup....... ;D heard a few of them.... :-X
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I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad. Can't repeat here though
yup....... ;D heard a few of them.... :-X
Blame my father, bless him ;D
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"If someone gave you half a brain you'd be a halfwit" ! :)
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"If someone gave you half a brain you'd be a halfwit" ! :)
Don't argue with a halfwit. They are better qualified/more experienced than you are.....
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In reference to our slower members of staff:"osmosis is quicker" ;D
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They'll never stop a pig in the passage (reference to bandy legs)
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i dont have any look if i fell in a barrel full of nipples id come out sucking my thumb ;D
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if someones makin a joke of yer pork sword yer say-yer wouldnt say that if it were stuck up yer arse
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ive forgotten more than you know
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[size=12]" It was'nt me" :-[[/size]
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[size=12]" It was'nt me" :-[[/size]
You must have met Little Miss Vamps..... ;D ;D ;D
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You have a face like an arc welders bench (spotty) ::)
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One of my mates used to come out with a good one before smoking in pubs was outlawed by the stasi:
"Have you got a match?"
"Yep. Your face and my @rse."
;D
Kevin
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One of my mates used to come out with a good one before smoking in pubs was outlawed by the stasi:
"Have you got a match?"
"Yep. Your face and my @rse."
;D
Kevin
Funny you should come out with that one... Heard it for the first time in ages recently ;D ;D
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Your so fat,that everytime the door bell rings,you open the fridge. :) :y
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'go back home lad.... yer village is missing it's idiot'
One of our workers , to one of his apprentices, (a particurlarly thick one, to boot..) ;D
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D
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Too many working parts on a paperclip for you.
Flaps like a ripped out fireplace.
Thats what you get for chasing parked vehicles.
As useful as a whale omelette.
Looks like the fire on your face was put out with a spade.
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D
Scammell Wheelnuts. :y
Keivn
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D
Scammell Wheelnuts. :y
That has been replaced with the Foden which in turn has been superceeded by 4 axle MAN's
Keivn
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flaps like a sliced loaf
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D
Scammell Wheelnuts. :y
Keivn
That one I ain't heard for ages... :y
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flaps like a sliced loaf
flaps like a wizard's sleeve
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D
Scammell Wheelnuts. :y
Keivn
That one I ain't heard for ages... :y
Chapel Hat Pegs. ;D
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or Dockyard Rivets. ::)
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D
Scammell Wheelnuts. :y
Keivn
we used to call girls like that "spanner" either because the nips were like JCB wheel nuts or every time you saw them you're nuts tightened :P
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"If I want the puppy to yap...I'll kick it's kennel !!"