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Title: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 19:17:43
 one of the best

go and take yer face for a sh^t  ;D

Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: TheBoy on 11 January 2010, 19:19:36
Oh gawd, STM0123 is gonna have a field day ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 January 2010, 19:39:23
When I was an apprentice in a food factory there was an electrical contractor that had a boss that was a right plonker.  Allways said he had the IQ of a pork pie.  (and other's that got up his nose) (Was funny at the time)
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Pitchfork on 11 January 2010, 19:54:45
...........like talking to Pork!
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 19:59:45
yer cant polish a turd(tho apparently yer can)
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Lazydocker on 11 January 2010, 20:01:07
Face like fire damaged Lego

Looks like a sack of puppies trying to escape

are 2 of my favourites ;D ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 20:07:53
face like a bulldog chewin a wasp

and someone whos goofy-he could eat an apple through a letter box
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: hotel21 on 11 January 2010, 20:09:22
Face like a fire damaged wellie thats been put out with a set of running spikes...

Teeth like a set of broken tombstones.

Sugar Puff teeth.

If brains was doms you'd be chappin'....

(personally, really like the last one....   ;D  )
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: stuthespread on 11 January 2010, 20:10:14
giving birth to meatloaf's daughter. ;D ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Lazydocker on 11 January 2010, 20:17:04
Take the kids to the pool ::) ::)
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 20:17:19
gonna go speak to the arabs

mustapha shite
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Debs. on 11 January 2010, 20:27:43
::) "........it`s never happened before; honest!" ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 11 January 2010, 20:33:58
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Face like a fire damaged wellie thats been put out with a set of running spikes...

Teeth like a set of broken tombstones.

Sugar Puff teeth.

If brains was doms you'd be chappin'....

(personally, really like the last one....   ;D  )


Splendid :y

For a challanged face a favourite Ulster/Scots riposte would be;

'A face like a well skelped arse'.

Should someone become annoying they were advised to;

'Frigg away off and boil your head'.

This may give you an idea of what some us have to wade through;



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d3NkM3DQaw[/media]
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 20:46:44
looks like youve fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Richie London on 11 January 2010, 20:49:39
"that tache makes you look like yer mum"!!




Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: KillerWatt on 11 January 2010, 20:51:12
Never really understood the point of sarcasm or cheap jibe's, mainly because if someone is daft enough to piss you off then it's odds on they are too stupid to understand the underlying meaning of any sarcastic retort.

Much better to simply say what you think and let them deal with it in whatever way they see fit IMO.
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Jimbo B on 11 January 2010, 21:01:52
Another brain cell and he'd be an amoeba
One of my favorites  :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Welung666 on 11 January 2010, 21:03:36
If you'd got the other half of that brain cell the friction would start a fire!!!
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: gsdtrainer on 11 January 2010, 21:15:34
may your ear'oles turn to arse'oles and shit on your collar
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 21:21:36
a sphincter says what
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Welung666 on 11 January 2010, 21:23:24
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a sphincter says what

Waynes' world?
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: TheBoy on 11 January 2010, 21:24:39
I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad.  Can't repeat here though
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: hotel21 on 11 January 2010, 21:26:47
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I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad.  Can't repeat here though

yup.......   ;D  heard a few of them....   :-X
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: TheBoy on 11 January 2010, 21:30:13
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I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad.  Can't repeat here though

yup.......   ;D  heard a few of them....   :-X
Blame my father, bless him ;D

Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Entwood on 11 January 2010, 21:32:01
"If someone gave you half a brain you'd be a halfwit"  !   :)
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: hotel21 on 11 January 2010, 21:33:37
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"If someone gave you half a brain you'd be a halfwit"  !   :)
Don't argue with a halfwit.  They are better qualified/more experienced than you are.....


Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: jerry on 11 January 2010, 21:35:32
In reference to our slower members of staff:"osmosis is quicker" ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: chunk on 11 January 2010, 21:40:32
They'll never stop a pig in the passage (reference to bandy legs)
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 22:08:49
i dont have any look if i fell in a barrel full of nipples id come out sucking my thumb ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 22:10:38
if someones makin a joke of yer pork sword yer say-yer wouldnt say that if it were stuck up yer arse
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 22:11:44
ive forgotten more than you know
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 January 2010, 22:13:53
[size=12]" It was'nt me"  :-[[/size]
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Vamps on 11 January 2010, 23:13:57
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[size=12]" It was'nt me"  :-[[/size]

You must have met Little Miss Vamps..... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Elite Pete on 12 January 2010, 08:31:57
You have a face like an arc welders bench (spotty) ::)
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Kevin Wood on 12 January 2010, 12:24:17
One of my mates used to come out with a good one before smoking in pubs was outlawed by the stasi:

"Have you got a match?"
"Yep. Your face and my @rse."

 ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Lazydocker on 12 January 2010, 12:25:54
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One of my mates used to come out with a good one before smoking in pubs was outlawed by the stasi:

"Have you got a match?"
"Yep. Your face and my @rse."

 ;D

Kevin

Funny you should come out with that one... Heard it for the first time in ages recently ;D ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: unlucky mark mv6 on 12 January 2010, 12:29:33
Your so fat,that everytime the door bell rings,you open the fridge. :) :y
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Dodger on 12 January 2010, 22:29:28
'go back home lad.... yer village is missing it's idiot'

One of our workers , to one of his apprentices, (a particurlarly thick one, to boot..)  ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: bob.dent on 13 January 2010, 11:47:00
When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 13 January 2010, 20:28:24
Too many working parts on a paperclip for you.

Flaps like a ripped out fireplace.

Thats what you get for chasing parked vehicles.

As useful as a whale omelette.

Looks like the fire on your face was put out with a spade.
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 January 2010, 20:30:11
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D

Scammell Wheelnuts.  :y

Keivn
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 13 January 2010, 20:33:58
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D

Scammell Wheelnuts.  :y

That has been replaced with the Foden which in turn has been superceeded by 4 axle MAN's

Keivn
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: sexydaz on 13 January 2010, 20:36:54
flaps like a sliced loaf
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: TheBoy on 13 January 2010, 21:16:39
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D

Scammell Wheelnuts.  :y

Keivn
That one I ain't heard for ages... :y
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: BigAl on 13 January 2010, 23:24:55
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flaps like a sliced loaf
flaps like a wizard's sleeve
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 January 2010, 23:33:18
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D

Scammell Wheelnuts.  :y

Keivn
That one I ain't heard for ages... :y

Chapel Hat Pegs. ;D
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 January 2010, 23:34:59
or Dockyard Rivets.  ::)
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: BigAl on 13 January 2010, 23:40:13
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D

Scammell Wheelnuts.  :y

Keivn
we used to call girls like that "spanner" either because the nips were like JCB wheel nuts or every time you saw them you're nuts tightened :P
Title: Re: favorite sayings
Post by: Turk on 14 January 2010, 00:08:11
"If I want the puppy to yap...I'll kick it's kennel !!"