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Title: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: ali on 13 January 2010, 21:21:04
Really fancied cheese on toast :) Burnt 1st 2 while letting the dog out, 2nd 2 the phone rang, next 2 getting the dog back in, no7 & no8 grating the cheese, next 2 burnt as I was txting friend to tell her Id nearly used a whole loaf of bread ::) she didnt believe so took a photo
(http://i642.photobucket.com/albums/uu141/aliandtyla/moresnow004.jpg)

Then while I was positioning toast for best angle :D yes I burnt the last 4 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Leaving me with the end bit :'( :'( :'(
(http://i642.photobucket.com/albums/uu141/aliandtyla/moresnow011.jpg)

Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 13 January 2010, 21:22:35
prooves that women are good for multitasking :D ;D :y
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 January 2010, 21:23:02
Sorry Ali but...  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And they say women can multi-task ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: sexydaz on 13 January 2010, 21:23:34
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prooves that women are good for multitasking :D ;D :y
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: KillerWatt on 13 January 2010, 21:23:41
Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: TheBoy on 13 January 2010, 21:27:48
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Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Come on KW, cheese on toast HAS to be done under grill. Its the law ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 January 2010, 21:28:43
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Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Come on KW, cheese on toast HAS to be done under grill. Its the law ;D ;D ;D

Otherwise the cheese runs off ::) ::)
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: KillerWatt on 13 January 2010, 21:32:16
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Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Come on KW, cheese on toast HAS to be done under grill. Its the law ;D ;D ;D
Ah, missed the cheese bit.

Having said that, Mrs KW tried (and failed) to do cheese on toast in a toaster that she placed on it's side when she was much younger, then followed it up with trying to remove the obviously jammed mess with a solid metal knife while the toaster was still on and about to ignite what it was cooking - it was only the RCD that saved her dumb ass.
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 13 January 2010, 21:34:39
Women, bless em.   ::)

What could we do without them.

Make proper cheese on toast.   ::) :-X
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Welung666 on 13 January 2010, 21:36:29
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Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Come on KW, cheese on toast HAS to be done under grill. Its the law ;D ;D ;D
Ah, missed the cheese bit.

Having said that, Mrs KW tried (and failed) to do cheese on toast in a toaster that she placed on it's side when she was much younger, then followed it up with trying to remove the obviously jammed mess with a solid metal knife while the toaster was still on and about to ignite what it was cooking - it was only the RCD that saved her dumb ass.

I thought burning a whole loaf was funny but KW that beats it hands down ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: unlucky mark mv6 on 13 January 2010, 21:43:13
Dont give up your day job ali. ;D ;)
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: cruisetopoland on 13 January 2010, 21:45:07
Ali-it is only the MICROWAVE that beeps when the food is cooked.

Your mistake is waiting for the beeps from the toaster.

It is not the toaster, it is the SMOKE ALARM  :y
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Jimbo B on 13 January 2010, 22:15:58
Didn't do too well at home economics then?????
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: waspy on 13 January 2010, 22:16:38
I bet you could burn water ;D

At least the local birds will have a feast for the next few days :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 13 January 2010, 22:54:22
Very impressive indeed Ali  8-) 8-) :y
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 13 January 2010, 22:58:06
You do realise that the burnt bit can be scrapped off gently with a knife.My kids were amazed at this discovery after they had gone through a loaf and a half.Then you can put the cheese on and nuke in the microwave for 30-45 seconds to melt the cheese. :y
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: ali on 13 January 2010, 23:10:43
Thank you all for you kind words ;) I must admit I do get distracted ::) Im must be they only person that has had a chip fire with a deep fat fryer :o I stood it on the hob under extracor fan to take steam away, but must have leant on the knob and melted the fryer base :o  id gone outside and started doing something else when I could see the smoke coming out the window, the oil got at such a hire temp it caught fire :-[ but I did get a kitchen full of fireman  :-*
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 13 January 2010, 23:14:06
Next time you fancy some try it to this tune;




[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfMmPpNhOVM[/media]
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: ali on 13 January 2010, 23:15:33
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: BigAl on 13 January 2010, 23:20:29
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Thank you all for you kind words ;) I must admit I do get distracted ::) Im must be they only person that has had a chip fire with a deep fat fryer :o I stood it on the hob under extracor fan to take steam away, but must have leant on the knob and melted the fryer base :o  id gone outside and started doing something else when I could see the smoke coming out the window, the oil got at such a hire temp it caught fire :-[ but I did get a kitchen full of fireman  :-*
I'd stick to take-aways if i were you   :'(
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 14 January 2010, 12:14:05
I have always said that women can multitask......


......they just never finish any of them!
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Pitchfork on 14 January 2010, 12:31:39
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Next time you fancy some try it to this tune;




[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfMmPpNhOVM[/media]
Paul Young was the vocalist on that
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: jereboam on 14 January 2010, 16:33:42
I'm really impressed with pictures. 

Did the camera survive? :) :) :)

(Your story actually made me laugh out loud - it's so long since I did that, I think I may have pulled a muscle.  :))
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: tunnie on 14 January 2010, 16:38:22
toastie bags work quite well, use them here at work, cheese, ham, tomato work very well, pops up when done, so no burnt ness, and no grill or propper toastie machine needed

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZOAbbetdL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 January 2010, 18:00:37
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toastie bags work quite well, use them here at work, cheese, ham, tomato work very well, pops up when done, so no burnt ness, and no grill or propper toastie machine needed

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZOAbbetdL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

I use them too... SWMBO buys them from Poundland, 2 in a pack for (yep, you guessed it ::)) £1 :y :y
Title: Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
Post by: ali on 14 January 2010, 18:37:52
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I'm really impressed with pictures. 

Did the camera survive? :) :) :)

(Your story actually made me laugh out loud - it's so long since I did that, I think I may have pulled a muscle.  :))

Im glad it made someone smile, I thought something light hearted was needed.  Toastie bags will be in my trolley on the next shop  :y :y Something daft seems to happen to me on a daily basis, watch out for the next rib tickler   ;D