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Title: Mid life crisis
Post by: Jimbo B on 16 January 2010, 15:04:11

AFTER  BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE  ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT,  A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND  WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD  GAL. NOW I HAVE A £500,000.00 HOME, A £45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG  BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD  WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF  THINGS."

 

MY  WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A  HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE  AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR,  SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE  TV.

AREN'T  OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR  MID-LIFE CRISIS  :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: sexydaz on 16 January 2010, 15:09:46

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: Proz on 16 January 2010, 15:14:11

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 16 January 2010, 15:59:06

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 January 2010, 16:01:18

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: bigboykarl on 16 January 2010, 16:01:35

if 44 years ago she was 25 wouldn't she be 69 now..... :D

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: Entwood on 16 January 2010, 16:02:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: PhilRich on 16 January 2010, 16:10:21

 :y :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: Jimbob on 16 January 2010, 16:51:30

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 16 January 2010, 18:49:01

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: waspy on 16 January 2010, 18:49:35

That's a good un ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 January 2010, 21:42:54

 ;D ;D there's no answer to that one  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: Vamps on 16 January 2010, 21:48:07

Nice one...... ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: KillerWatt on 16 January 2010, 22:33:39

I'm guessing the person who sent that was an AOL user

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: jereboam on 17 January 2010, 13:12:51

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if 44 years ago she was 25 wouldn't she be 69 now..... :D

Oi! leave the pedantry to the professionals.  >:( >:(

Don't know how he missed that one, though. :)

Title: Re: Mid life crisis
Post by: STMO999 on 17 January 2010, 13:33:47

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if 44 years ago she was 25 wouldn't she be 69 now..... :D

Oi! leave the pedantry to the professionals.  >:( >:(

Don't know how he missed that one, though. :)

Even pedants have a day off you know.