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Title: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: HolyCount on 10 December 2009, 18:46:09

After visiting a "house of ill repute" a green lump grew on this guy's willy so he went to see his doctor..

"Quite serious, this", he says, "Have you heard about boxers getting cauliflower ears?"

"Yes", i said, rather worried now..

"Well", he says, smiling " You've got a brothel sprout...."

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: sexydaz on 10 December 2009, 18:49:27

excellent ;D ;D

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 10 December 2009, 18:59:39

Oh dear,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: Richie London on 10 December 2009, 19:04:34

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: waspy on 10 December 2009, 19:19:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I love brussels, but i've never visited a brothel :P

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: Tony H on 10 December 2009, 19:21:34

I love sprouts and I haven't visited a brothel either :D

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: PhilRich on 10 December 2009, 19:25:52

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After visiting a "house of ill repute" a green lump grew on this guy's willy so he went to see his doctor..

"Quite serious, this", he says, "Have you heard about boxers getting cauliflower ears?"

"Yes", i said, rather worried now..

"Well", he says, smiling " You've got a brothel sprout...."

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 10 December 2009, 19:26:40

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: PhilRich on 10 December 2009, 19:27:36

OOPs, posted it before saying....you let the cat out of the bag Holy Count :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: HolyCount on 10 December 2009, 20:15:59

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OOPs, posted it before saying....you let the cat out of the bag Holy Count :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

LOLOLOL -- whoops

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: rob in gib on 10 December 2009, 21:19:09

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OOPs, posted it before saying....you let the cat out of the bag Holy Count :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

LOLOLOL -- whoops

pmsl :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: rob in gib on 10 December 2009, 21:19:53

but thought it was funny all the same :D :y

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: Vamps on 10 December 2009, 22:23:57

Nice one............ ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: cam2502 on 11 December 2009, 09:35:11

i love brothels...but never visited a sprout! ;D ;D

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: mars on 11 December 2009, 20:41:10

I hate sprouts. The best thing to do with sprouts is cover them in chocolate for the halloween trick or treaters ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: Martin_1962 on 23 January 2010, 18:11:26

Been sorting out our sprouts, picked most of them

Had 12 or so roasts with them

Today we picked and blanched 218 sprouts, and 25 in the fridge

Still have 50 or so in the garden I need to pick tomorrow.

The 243 weighed nearly 2kg

Title: Re: For those that like brussels .....
Post by: waspy on 23 January 2010, 18:17:05

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Been sorting out our sprouts, picked most of them

Had 12 or so roasts with them

Today we picked and blanched 218 sprouts, and 25 in the fridge

Still have 50 or so in the garden I need to pick tomorrow.

The 243 weighed nearly 2kg

That's a lot of bottom burps :-[ ;D

I had sprouts on my dinner :P :)