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Title: Women Farting
Post by: waspy on 24 January 2010, 22:10:58
Liz just let out a very loud & long f a r t, then laughed her head off. She usualy finds it amusing to f a r t.

My question is, have i the only women in the world that finds farting funny or do you know one one too :-/
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Lazydocker on 24 January 2010, 22:13:02
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Liz just let out a very loud & long f a r t, then laughed her head off. She usualy finds it amusing to f a r t.

My question is, have i the only women in the world that finds farting funny or do you know one one too :-/

I couldn't possibly comment :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Martin_1962 on 24 January 2010, 22:15:52
Talking about farting - bad case of it yesterday, at Tescos getting a new lottery ticket and a right smelly git was behind me - they had been rubbing their clothes in ashtrays.

Just before I moved I purified the air with a most smelly bottom burp.

So reminisant of Carrots smoking/farting joke. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Debs. on 24 January 2010, 22:19:24
 :o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Kevin Wood on 24 January 2010, 22:21:46
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)

Mrs. KW is learning. She tries to compete, but, whilst she's got the sounds sussed, she needs more practice on the aroma. :-X

Kevin
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: waspy on 24 January 2010, 22:21:58
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)

I never knew my wife to f a r t & she didn't find it funny at all ::)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 24 January 2010, 23:08:39
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)



I am indeed gratified - and relieved - to hear that D :y :y
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Turk on 24 January 2010, 23:26:18
My 10 year old niece finds it highly amusing. Even felt the couch vibrate on one occasion.  :o
I wonder if she'll find it so amusing when I remind her when she's older.  ::)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: jonnycool on 25 January 2010, 00:57:22
Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: jonnycool on 25 January 2010, 01:02:04
Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: STMO999 on 25 January 2010, 09:29:04
My wife is a master of the art of the SBD.
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Elite Pete on 25 January 2010, 09:38:20
My wife thinks farting is bad and makes me leave the room if I have to let one go but I still get ear ache if I haven't gone far enough away so she can't hear it. Funny thing is she will laugh if the sbd she's about to drop makes a noise, do as I say and not as I do springs to mind. ::)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: STMO999 on 25 January 2010, 09:39:55
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My wife thinks farting is bad and makes me leave the room if I have to let one go but I still get ear ache if I haven't gone far enough away so she can't hear it. Funny thing is she will laugh if the sbd she's about to drop makes a noise, do as I say and not as I do springs to mind. ::)


Men fart. Children pump. Women pass wind. They all stink. ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: unlucky alf on 25 January 2010, 09:49:37
my ex used to call hers "love puffs", shame the aroma didnt match the sweet title ::)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: bigboykarl on 25 January 2010, 10:13:13
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y
christ,if she's been holding it in all this time when it finally comes it'll be like a hurricane ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: unlucky mark mv6 on 25 January 2010, 10:52:28
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
Thats what all you women say debs. ;)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: albitz on 25 January 2010, 11:15:59
Women dont fart.Its always the dog, even if  you dont have a dog it doesnt matter, it was the dog. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Gaffers on 25 January 2010, 11:20:59
I always used to blame the SBD gut-wrenchers on the dog.... got away with it until he was rehomed..... ::) ::)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: jonnycool on 25 January 2010, 11:31:14
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y
christ,if she's been holding it in all this time when it finally comes it'll be like a hurricane ;D
I'm sure she must have had the odd pipsqueaker in all that time, but I've never heard or smelt her. I, on the other hand, don't have the same sort of restraint. I'd float away if I did  ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: mathewst on 25 January 2010, 12:02:47
Well not sure anyone mentioned it, but loud farts comming from women are not the problem.
The problem are the silent ones which you don't hear but only feel them when you start crying and gasping for air...
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 25 January 2010, 13:46:19
Every morning without fail swmbo will make a gratifying noise to signal the start of the day,she too calls it a love puff but hers don't smell.Stinkers always get blamed on the dog as she is known to vacate the room after she has 'exchaged gas with the atmosphere' even if she hasn't done it.
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 25 January 2010, 13:54:02
Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere.   ::)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Jimbob on 25 January 2010, 14:20:52
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere.   ::)


correct, they dont stop talking for long enough to build up pressure  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Debs. on 25 January 2010, 14:37:27
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere.   ::)

 :o Oooooooohhhhhh!...........I might; but I wont :-X

....... ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 25 January 2010, 14:52:51
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere.   ::)

 :o Oooooooohhhhhh!...........I might; but I wont :-X

....... ;D

Fart or explode? ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: doog on 25 January 2010, 15:14:39
ive never heard my wife do a" funny fart "but she has done a fan...   oh no im thinking of something else again  :y

Doug
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 25 January 2010, 15:18:24
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ive never heard my wife do a" funny fart "but she has done a fan...   oh no im thinking of something else again  :y

Doug

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Richie London on 25 January 2010, 16:37:07
was having a fag break in the hotel i was working in, the female chef came and sat next to me lifted her leg and let one go, she looked at me and smiled. i was pi$$in myself laughing. she could down a pint as well as any man i found out in the pub round the corner.  :y
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 January 2010, 16:37:21
Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: jonnycool on 25 January 2010, 16:43:35
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
What the hell happened there?  ;D ;D ;D

The set is falling to pieces, there's an unconcious woman on the floor and no-one seems to rush to her aid  :o :o
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 January 2010, 16:45:23
That's show-biz for you J - troopers to the bitter end :y :y
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Richie London on 25 January 2010, 16:47:45
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
What the hell happened there?  ;D ;D ;D

The set is falling to pieces, there's an unconcious woman on the floor and no-one seems to rush to her aid  :o :o


i thought she was deflating  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Debs. on 25 January 2010, 16:48:52
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]

Why Oh why; can`t British television have these kind of events?......I`d surely then, be a regular viewer! ;)
I particularly like the collapsing-set ending.;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: jonnycool on 25 January 2010, 16:51:31
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i thought she was deflating  ;D ;D

Ha ha yeah, me too, or her seat  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: hotel21 on 25 January 2010, 17:51:44
Oh No???  bet they do....   ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esls8sZjxE
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: sexydaz on 25 January 2010, 19:26:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8U0HxhR2Bc&feature=player_embedded
this ones for you debs ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: sexydaz on 25 January 2010, 19:29:50
the size of my wifes arse when she blows it dont half reverberate :)
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: STMO999 on 25 January 2010, 19:29:50
When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.

My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: waspy on 25 January 2010, 19:33:17
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When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.

My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y

Mine's getting a home made very hot curry, plenty of chillis, onions, garlic & the like :P :P :P :P

I think there's gona be two lasses with mega farts tomorrow ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: STMO999 on 25 January 2010, 19:37:47
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When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.

My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y

Mine's getting a home made very hot curry, plenty of chillis, onions, garlic & the like :P :P :P :P

I think there's gona be two lasses with mega farts tomorrow ;D


I doubt mine will last an hour, let alone tomorrow ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: Pitchfork on 25 January 2010, 19:39:35
Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: albitz on 25 January 2010, 19:42:36
Am I reading thid right ?...........men cooking ????!!!! it just aint natural. :o :o ::) ::) :-/ :-/
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: STMO999 on 25 January 2010, 19:43:47
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Am I reading thid right ?...........men cooking ????!!!! it just aint natural. :o :o ::) ::) :-/ :-/


All of the TV cooks are women, aren't they Debs? ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: waspy on 25 January 2010, 19:44:14
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Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D

For inflating balloons ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: jonnycool on 25 January 2010, 19:46:59
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Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D

For inflating balloons ;D
However much women fart, it ain't ever going to be more than men  ;D
Title: Re: Women Farting
Post by: PhilRich on 25 January 2010, 21:20:16
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y


That's cos you're doing all the repeating! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y