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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: waspy on 24 January 2010, 22:10:58
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Liz just let out a very loud & long f a r t, then laughed her head off. She usualy finds it amusing to f a r t.
My question is, have i the only women in the world that finds farting funny or do you know one one too :-/
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Liz just let out a very loud & long f a r t, then laughed her head off. She usualy finds it amusing to f a r t.
My question is, have i the only women in the world that finds farting funny or do you know one one too :-/
I couldn't possibly comment :-X :-X :-X
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Talking about farting - bad case of it yesterday, at Tescos getting a new lottery ticket and a right smelly git was behind me - they had been rubbing their clothes in ashtrays.
Just before I moved I purified the air with a most smelly bottom burp.
So reminisant of Carrots smoking/farting joke. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?
.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?
.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
Mrs. KW is learning. She tries to compete, but, whilst she's got the sounds sussed, she needs more practice on the aroma. :-X
Kevin
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?
.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
I never knew my wife to f a r t & she didn't find it funny at all ::)
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?
.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
I am indeed gratified - and relieved - to hear that D :y :y
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My 10 year old niece finds it highly amusing. Even felt the couch vibrate on one occasion. :o
I wonder if she'll find it so amusing when I remind her when she's older. ::)
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time :y
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time :y
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My wife is a master of the art of the SBD.
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My wife thinks farting is bad and makes me leave the room if I have to let one go but I still get ear ache if I haven't gone far enough away so she can't hear it. Funny thing is she will laugh if the sbd she's about to drop makes a noise, do as I say and not as I do springs to mind. ::)
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My wife thinks farting is bad and makes me leave the room if I have to let one go but I still get ear ache if I haven't gone far enough away so she can't hear it. Funny thing is she will laugh if the sbd she's about to drop makes a noise, do as I say and not as I do springs to mind. ::)
Men fart. Children pump. Women pass wind. They all stink. ;D
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my ex used to call hers "love puffs", shame the aroma didnt match the sweet title ::)
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time :y
christ,if she's been holding it in all this time when it finally comes it'll be like a hurricane ;D
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?
.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
Thats what all you women say debs. ;)
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Women dont fart.Its always the dog, even if you dont have a dog it doesnt matter, it was the dog. ;) ;D
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I always used to blame the SBD gut-wrenchers on the dog.... got away with it until he was rehomed..... ::) ::)
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time :y
christ,if she's been holding it in all this time when it finally comes it'll be like a hurricane ;D
I'm sure she must have had the odd pipsqueaker in all that time, but I've never heard or smelt her. I, on the other hand, don't have the same sort of restraint. I'd float away if I did ;D
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Well not sure anyone mentioned it, but loud farts comming from women are not the problem.
The problem are the silent ones which you don't hear but only feel them when you start crying and gasping for air...
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Every morning without fail swmbo will make a gratifying noise to signal the start of the day,she too calls it a love puff but hers don't smell.Stinkers always get blamed on the dog as she is known to vacate the room after she has 'exchaged gas with the atmosphere' even if she hasn't done it.
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere. ::)
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere. ::)
correct, they dont stop talking for long enough to build up pressure ;D ;D ;D
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere. ::)
:o Oooooooohhhhhh!...........I might; but I wont :-X
....... ;D
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere. ::)
:o Oooooooohhhhhh!...........I might; but I wont :-X
....... ;D
Fart or explode? ;D
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ive never heard my wife do a" funny fart "but she has done a fan... oh no im thinking of something else again :y
Doug
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ive never heard my wife do a" funny fart "but she has done a fan... oh no im thinking of something else again :y
Doug
;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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was having a fag break in the hotel i was working in, the female chef came and sat next to me lifted her leg and let one go, she looked at me and smiled. i was pi$$in myself laughing. she could down a pint as well as any man i found out in the pub round the corner. :y
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
What the hell happened there? ;D ;D ;D
The set is falling to pieces, there's an unconcious woman on the floor and no-one seems to rush to her aid :o :o
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That's show-biz for you J - troopers to the bitter end :y :y
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
What the hell happened there? ;D ;D ;D
The set is falling to pieces, there's an unconcious woman on the floor and no-one seems to rush to her aid :o :o
i thought she was deflating ;D ;D
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
Why Oh why; can`t British television have these kind of events?......I`d surely then, be a regular viewer! ;)
I particularly like the collapsing-set ending.;D
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i thought she was deflating ;D ;D
Ha ha yeah, me too, or her seat ;D ;D
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Oh No??? bet they do.... ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esls8sZjxE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8U0HxhR2Bc&feature=player_embedded
this ones for you debs ;D
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the size of my wifes arse when she blows it dont half reverberate :)
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When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.
My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y
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When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.
My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y
Mine's getting a home made very hot curry, plenty of chillis, onions, garlic & the like :P :P :P :P
I think there's gona be two lasses with mega farts tomorrow ;D
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When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.
My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y
Mine's getting a home made very hot curry, plenty of chillis, onions, garlic & the like :P :P :P :P
I think there's gona be two lasses with mega farts tomorrow ;D
I doubt mine will last an hour, let alone tomorrow ;D
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Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D
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Am I reading thid right ?...........men cooking ????!!!! it just aint natural. :o :o ::) ::) :-/ :-/
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Am I reading thid right ?...........men cooking ????!!!! it just aint natural. :o :o ::) ::) :-/ :-/
All of the TV cooks are women, aren't they Debs? ;D
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Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D
For inflating balloons ;D
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Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D
For inflating balloons ;D
However much women fart, it ain't ever going to be more than men ;D
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time :y
That's cos you're doing all the repeating! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y