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Title: Tuesday Joke
Post by: Tonka. on 26 January 2010, 16:16:19

Barack Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barack goes first.

“What will the USA be like in 100 years time”

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”

Gordon thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.

“Come on Gordon” says Barack, “What does it say”

Gordon replies, “f*cked if I know ! -- It's all in Arabic!”   :y :y

Title: Re: Tuesday Joke
Post by: Andyb on 26 January 2010, 17:00:55

if it wasnt so close to the truth that would be funny  :y

Title: Re: Tuesday Joke
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 26 January 2010, 17:10:42

 ;D ;D Tell him to send it over here we'll get it translated. ;D ;D

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Post by: mr ICE man on 26 January 2010, 17:44:55

gordon brown can read?!!

Title: Re: Tuesday Joke
Post by: Andy B on 26 January 2010, 18:47:07

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Gordon replies, “f*cked if I know ! -- It's all in Arabic!”   :y :y

More likey to be Urdu or Punjabi  :-X  :-X  :-X

Title: Re: Tuesday Joke
Post by: waspy on 26 January 2010, 19:54:59

Nice ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Tuesday Joke
Post by: Amigo on 26 January 2010, 19:57:26

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if it wasnt so close to the truth that would be funny  :y

I was gonna say that!!!!! ;D

Title: Re: Tuesday Joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 26 January 2010, 20:05:01

Many things said in jest ;) ;)

Title: Re: Tuesday Joke
Post by: R.C. ™ on 26 January 2010, 20:17:15

 ;D  he he he   ;D