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Title: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Banjax on 27 January 2010, 15:51:12
It'd be Curtains for us All!!!!
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: cruisetopoland on 27 January 2010, 15:51:59
Blinding....groan  :D
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Debs. on 27 January 2010, 15:55:28
 ::) Cloakroom-------------------------------------------->
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: waspy on 27 January 2010, 15:57:01
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::) Cloakroom-------------------------------------------->

 ::) Coat------------------------------>
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Elite Pete on 27 January 2010, 16:02:18
Pull yourself together :D


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Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: cruisetopoland on 27 January 2010, 16:05:31
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Pull yourself together :D


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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Chris_H on 27 January 2010, 16:25:57
Drawing on old material?
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Kevin Wood on 27 January 2010, 16:45:28
I shutter to think what'd happen if we didn't have curtains either. ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: waspy on 27 January 2010, 16:51:27
[size=24]ADMINS[/size][size=11]Please lock this thread[/size]  :( :o ::)
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Elite Pete on 27 January 2010, 16:55:32
Beef ::)
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: albitz on 27 January 2010, 17:10:59
As we are dragging up jokes from infant school - how do you make a venetian blind ?





Altogether now.............poke his eyes out. :-[ :D





just zipping up my jacket. ;D
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Banjax on 27 January 2010, 19:47:08
womans just jumped in the shower when the doorbell goes

"who is it?" she shouts, irritated

"it's the blindman from the village, Miss"

"just come in - i'll be down in a sec!"

so she jumps out the shower runs down stairs, not bothering with a towel or robe

"morning love, where d'ya want your venetians?"



sorry - i'll get my coat this time  ;D ;D



Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: STMO999 on 27 January 2010, 19:48:23
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womans just jumped in the shower when the doorbell goes

"who is it?" she shouts, irritated

"it's the blindman from the village, Miss"

"just come in - i'll be down in a sec!"

so she jumps out the shower runs down stairs, not bothering with a towel or robe

"morning love, where d'ya want your venetians?"



sorry - i'll get my coat this time  ;D ;D





Last time I heard that was on 'The vicar of Dibley'. She told it better than you.
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Banjax on 27 January 2010, 20:25:32
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womans just jumped in the shower when the doorbell goes

"who is it?" she shouts, irritated

"it's the blindman from the village, Miss"

"just come in - i'll be down in a sec!"

so she jumps out the shower runs down stairs, not bothering with a towel or robe

"morning love, where d'ya want your venetians?"



sorry - i'll get my coat this time  ;D ;D





Last time I heard that was on 'The vicar of Dibley'. She told it better than you.

a woman who can tell a joke? now you are having a laugh  ;) ::)
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: sexydaz on 27 January 2010, 20:38:37
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Beef ::)
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 28 January 2010, 00:48:59
Another school joke....

How do you make a Maltese Cross?

Stamp on his toes.....

My coat must be in here as well.