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Title: Taxman
Post by: Elite Pete on 28 January 2010, 15:58:05

Oh well thats the taxman lied to for another year ::)

Title: Re: Taxman
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 28 January 2010, 16:00:53

Good man, any tips.  ::) :-X

Title: Re: Taxman
Post by: alunonhisown on 28 January 2010, 16:01:16

Hello,
I am Mr Fearthershaw, HMRC can I have a few words PLEASE? Or as my VAT inspector is called Mrs Greenslade.
Hate the people.

Title: Re: Taxman
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 28 January 2010, 16:04:38

Last time I saw him, he sat at his desk, dropped his glasses to the end of his nose, looked over them and asked me three times with longer pauses between the questions, "Have you anything else to tell me Mr Skruntie"  ::)







 :-X

Title: Re: Taxman
Post by: Elite Pete on 28 January 2010, 16:04:41

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Good man, any tips.  ::) :-X

Yep, only take cash ;D

Title: Re: Taxman
Post by: KillerWatt on 28 January 2010, 16:11:11

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Good man, any tips.  ::) :-X

Employ the same tactic you would employ when practicing safe sex, never give your real details.

Title: Re: Taxman
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 28 January 2010, 16:13:16

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Good man, any tips.  ::) :-X

Employ the same tactic you would employ when practicing safe sex, never give your real details.

Might look a bit daft sat there with a condom over my head.   :-[

Title: Re: Taxman
Post by: Richie London on 28 January 2010, 16:42:59

i have been the first person in the country for the past 2 years to submit my tax return.and i shall wait till december if i can next one so i get the lolly back for xmas this year.  :)