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Title: Racist, but funny.
Post by: STMO999 on 29 January 2010, 15:59:49
A black woman from South London goes into hospital to have an abortion. Two weeks later she receives a cheque for £1500. She rings the hospital to ask what it's for and is told it's from crimestoppers.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Tonka. on 29 January 2010, 16:01:16
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Brick Tamland on 29 January 2010, 16:27:21
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Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Del Boy on 29 January 2010, 17:31:55
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Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Debs. on 29 January 2010, 17:36:17
I`m sure (on many levels) it`s non-P.C to laugh at this........ :-/




but......... ::)







 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: jonnycool on 29 January 2010, 17:37:02
*sucks teeth* oh, ok  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 29 January 2010, 18:01:13
 ;D ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: kevinminton on 29 January 2010, 19:52:35
So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: STMO999 on 29 January 2010, 19:54:14
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So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.


I decide what I find funny, not you. ;)
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Banjax on 29 January 2010, 20:05:04
not funny, if you're asking 

Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: STMO999 on 29 January 2010, 20:09:18
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not funny, if you're asking 



I wasn't.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Banjax on 29 January 2010, 20:11:03
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not funny, if you're asking 



I wasn't.


redneck.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 29 January 2010, 20:11:17
I replace it with a local version for here and is funny ;D

and tells a truth :-/
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: STMO999 on 29 January 2010, 20:13:15
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not funny, if you're asking 



I wasn't.


redneck.


Scottish person.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Banjax on 29 January 2010, 20:15:36
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not funny, if you're asking 



I wasn't.


redneck.


Scottish person.

Sassenach.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: STMO999 on 29 January 2010, 20:17:40
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I wasn't.


redneck.


Scottish person.

Sassenach.


Now you've done it!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 29 January 2010, 20:18:22
I'm too lonely.. I need another local, here to fight ;D
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Post by: Richie London on 29 January 2010, 20:19:34
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So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.


I decide what I find funny, not you. ;)


exactly, i think that was brilliant steve.  :y :y :y
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Banjax on 29 January 2010, 20:20:08
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not funny, if you're asking 



I wasn't.


redneck.


Scottish person.

Sassenach.


Now you've done it!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: STMO999 on 29 January 2010, 20:23:31
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I'm too lonely.. I need another local, here to fight ;D


Sorry for you Cem. Give someone at work a good thrashing tomorrow, you will feel better for it. ;D
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 29 January 2010, 20:24:54
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I'm too lonely.. I need another local, here to fight ;D


Sorry for you Cem. Give someone at work a good thrashing tomorrow, you will feel better for it. ;D

 ;D :y
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Banjax on 29 January 2010, 20:25:02
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I'm too lonely.. I need another local, here to fight ;D

all out of Greeks?  ;D
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 29 January 2010, 20:26:32
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I'm too lonely.. I need another local, here to fight ;D

all out of Greeks?  ;D

nope Kurds preferred but Greeks are ok also ;D :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 29 January 2010, 21:44:59
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I'm too lonely.. I need another local, here to fight ;D

all out of Greeks?  ;D

nope Kurds preferred but Greeks are ok also ;D :y



 ;D ;D ;D ;D very good cem  :y
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 29 January 2010, 22:07:44
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I'm too lonely.. I need another local, here to fight ;D

all out of Greeks?  ;D

nope Kurds preferred but Greeks are ok also ;D :y



 ;D ;D ;D ;D very good cem  :y

 :y :y
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: kevinminton on 29 January 2010, 22:24:44
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So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.


I decide what I find funny, not you. ;)

Agreed, STMO. But that doesn't mean I have to agree with your view. Or keep quiet about my disagreement.

K
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Del Boy on 29 January 2010, 22:31:00
But it's a joke, you saw the title of the thread you were obviously going to disagree so why bother looking? Jokes not ment to offend anyone yet people still have to disagree.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: kevinminton on 29 January 2010, 22:36:14
I'm only disagreeing, not going round to force my opinion on him. This is a forum that we all have the privilege of access to, a bit like real life. Do we just turn a blind eye to things we don't think are in our collective best interest?
Or do we say "oi! I, for one, don't agree!"

K
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Vamps on 29 January 2010, 22:54:53
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But it's a joke, you saw the title of the thread you were obviously going to disagree so why bother looking? Jokes not ment to offend anyone yet people still have to disagree.

This is STMO we are talking about ::) ::) his right hand will disagree with his left.............. :D :D :D
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Tonka. on 29 January 2010, 22:57:15
It was the title that made me look  :y

But the joke made me laugh out loud  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: STMO999 on 30 January 2010, 08:42:38
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But it's a joke, you saw the title of the thread you were obviously going to disagree so why bother looking? Jokes not ment to offend anyone yet people still have to disagree.

This is STMO we are talking about ::) ::) his right hand will disagree with his left.............. :D :D :D


I represent that remark.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: sassanach on 30 January 2010, 09:48:26
somebody call? :-?
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: KillerWatt on 30 January 2010, 18:57:13
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So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.


I decide what I find funny, not you. ;)


exactly, i think that was brilliant steve.  :y :y :y
As above  :y :y :y

As for the PC brigade thinking they can make decisions for me, unless you can prove that you are God (because that's what you tosspots are effectively doing) when deciding what we eat, say, do, listen to, etc - then the second word is OFF!
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Turk on 30 January 2010, 19:22:14
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So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.


I decide what I find funny, not you. ;)


exactly, i think that was brilliant steve.  :y :y :y
As above  :y :y :y

As for the PC brigade thinking they can make decisions for me, unless you can prove that you are God (because that's what you tosspots are effectively doing) when deciding what we eat, say, do, listen to, etc - then the second word is OFF!
Brilliant !?!:-?  Someone's easily impressed  ::)
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Richie London on 30 January 2010, 19:28:48
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So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.


I decide what I find funny, not you. ;)


exactly, i think that was brilliant steve.  :y :y :y
As above  :y :y :y

As for the PC brigade thinking they can make decisions for me, unless you can prove that you are God (because that's what you tosspots are effectively doing) when deciding what we eat, say, do, listen to, etc - then the second word is OFF!
Brilliant !?!:-?  Someone's easily impressed  ::)


indeed  :y
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Banjax on 30 January 2010, 20:34:43
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somebody call? :-?

no  ::)
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: kevinminton on 30 January 2010, 20:43:33
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So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.


I decide what I find funny, not you. ;)


exactly, i think that was brilliant steve.  :y :y :y
As above  :y :y :y

As for the PC brigade thinking they can make decisions for me, unless you can prove that you are God (because that's what you tosspots are effectively doing) when deciding what we eat, say, do, listen to, etc - then the second word is OFF!

Hello kw. Is that addressed to me?

K
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: eddie on 31 January 2010, 05:03:14
Next door neighbor fell over on the ice,when he got up he realised his wallet,keys and mobile phone were missing.

Thats when he realized it was black ice!



Sorry--me gone.


Come on then lets have some Honky jokes to balance the books.

eddie

P.s. That one came from a Sikh colleague. As did many others I couldnt repeat on here.
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: KillerWatt on 31 January 2010, 09:28:29
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Hello kw. Is that addressed to me?

K
Rest assured that if it was aimed at you, I'd tell you straight
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: dbug on 31 January 2010, 17:13:22
FFS - its a joke and it made me laugh  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Racist, but funny.
Post by: Proz on 31 January 2010, 20:35:42
Made me laugh  ;D ;D ;D .... oh wait but should i feel guilty for laughing  :-/ :-/ ...... not a chance  :y :y