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Title: Apple does it again!
Post by: Richie London on 03 February 2010, 10:10:03
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 03 February 2010, 10:15:02
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D a gag of the highest standard - well done Richie  ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) :y
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: Jimbob on 03 February 2010, 10:17:01
looking forward to adjusting the volume  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: waspy on 03 February 2010, 10:22:41
Mate, i am peeing my self ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: Chris_H on 03 February 2010, 10:29:27
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I can envisage the stereo version but can't see the roadmap to 5.1! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: feeutfo on 03 February 2010, 10:32:40
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

cut pasted and sent to mates.
 ;D
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: dbug on 03 February 2010, 11:39:37
What a good idea!!  ;)
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 03 February 2010, 11:45:05
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I can envisage the stereo version but can't see the roadmap to 5.1! ;D ;D ;D


Head due south :y :y - you'll have reproduction of the highest standard ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: PhilRich on 03 February 2010, 11:50:03
Bloody fantastic Richie!, ;D ;D ;D  :y
 I can't wait for them to get round to making a 'boom box' to go with the iTit, then you'd hear sweet music whichever way you were facing :D ;D
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: jonnycool on 03 February 2010, 12:07:12
Cracking  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: Gaffers on 03 February 2010, 13:26:53
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Cracking  ;D ;D ;D

No, we're talking about boobs!   ::)
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: maria on 03 February 2010, 14:36:37
What ever next I wonder ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apple does it again!
Post by: STMO999 on 03 February 2010, 14:51:48
Very good Richie ;D