Omega Owners Forum

Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 04 February 2010, 11:31:29

Title: valentines day
Post by: Richie London on 04 February 2010, 11:31:29
whos got anything special planned for the other half??
flowers by interflora, nice romantic table for 2 booked maybe. anyone going to propose??
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Gaffers on 04 February 2010, 11:35:28
I think Di and Tunnie should have a romantic dinner together....... ::)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 11:35:29
Complete waste of money, if they dont know we care about them by now then whats the point of making a fuss and getting ripped of on one day of the year.  ::)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Gaffers on 04 February 2010, 11:36:50
Quote
Complete waste of money, if they dont know we care about them by now then whats the point of making a fuss and getting ripped of on one day of the year.  ::)

Spoken like a true batchelor :y
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: STMO999 on 04 February 2010, 11:38:09
Quote
whos got anything special planned for the other half??
flowers by interflora, nice romantic table for 2 booked maybe. anyone going to propose??


No, no and...errrr....no.
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Richie London on 04 February 2010, 11:38:34
Quote
Complete waste of money, if they dont know we care about them by now then whats the point of making a fuss and getting ripped of on one day of the year.  ::)

i wouldnt know how much a bunch of roses cost or a meal for 2, i do know the price of the beer in every pub nearby to me though  ;)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 11:40:19
Womens equality, what do they do for us on Valentine's day.   ::)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 11:40:37
 :-* :-* :-*  ;D Every day is Valentine's day in our house  ;D :-* :-* :-*

How will I outdo myself  :D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 11:42:09
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 11:42:43
Quote
:-* :-* :-*  ;D Every day is Valentine's day in our house  ;D :-* :-* :-*

How will I outdo myself  :D

You got it one matey,  :y :y :y
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Richie London on 04 February 2010, 11:44:19
i was with my x for 21 years, dont think i ever took her out on valentines day. took her out on her birthday one year though.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 11:44:24
Quote
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?

Roses are red
Daisies are white
Skruntie says "who cares?-
I don't give a shi%^"

 ;D :y
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 11:48:39
Quote
Womens equality, what do they do for us on Valentine's day.   ::)

Depends on the wine  ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: alunonhisown on 04 February 2010, 11:48:43
Quote
I think Di and Tunnie should have a romantic dinner together....... ::)

I got  ENOUGH problems with my 19 year old son, no more kids for me.
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Debs. on 04 February 2010, 11:48:48
Quote
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?

I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 11:50:53
Quote
Quote
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?

I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

If you use your avatar as the picture on the dating website....take off the mask  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 12:13:59
Quote
Quote
Quote
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?

I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

If you use your avatar as the picture on the dating website....take off the mask  ;D ;D ;D

Debs as a cracking pic of herself with a wooly hat on, very apt for this time of the year. 
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 12:15:50
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?

I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

If you use your avatar as the picture on the dating website....take off the mask  ;D ;D ;D

Debs as a cracking pic of herself with a wooly hat on, very apt for this time of the year. 

Just..?
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: mathewst on 04 February 2010, 12:17:49
Not being romantic this year.
I bought mine an abs machine  ;D
Probably she'll get the message.
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 12:18:17
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?

I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

If you use your avatar as the picture on the dating website....take off the mask  ;D ;D ;D

Debs as a cracking pic of herself with a wooly hat on, very apt for this time of the year. 

Just..?

Dont we all wish.   :o ::) ::) ::) :P
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 February 2010, 12:20:13
Quote
Quote
I think Di and Tunnie should have a romantic dinner together....... ::)

I got  ENOUGH problems with my 19 year old son, no more kids for me.




Roses are Red,
Violets are blue.

Di did try,
but Tunnie said shooo.

Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 12:23:42
This is Optimals favourite that he sends in all his cards.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 February 2010, 12:27:06
Quote
This is Optimals favourite that he sends in all his cards.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.


.....accompanied by this no doubt;



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc&feature=related[/media]
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 12:27:20
Richies is

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look so pretty
whilst I am am drunk on Ironbrew.  ::)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: maria on 04 February 2010, 12:28:24
Quote
Richies is

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look so pretty
whilst I am am drunk on Ironbrew.  ::)[/quote]

Now that made me laugh  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: alunonhisown on 04 February 2010, 12:28:31
Quote
Quote
Quote
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?

I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

If you use your avatar as the picture on the dating website....take off the mask  ;D ;D ;D
Did not know he was wearing a mask!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: jonnycool on 04 February 2010, 12:28:31
Quote
This is Optimals favourite that he sends in all his cards.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

Ha ha, like it!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: alunonhisown on 04 February 2010, 12:29:48
Quote
Quote
Quote
I think Di and Tunnie should have a romantic dinner together....... ::)

I got  ENOUGH problems with my 19 year old son, no more kids for me.




Roses are Red,
Violets are blue.

Di did try,
but Tunnie said shooo.

Other way round is correct Z. Me thinks!!!!!!
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 February 2010, 12:31:49
Quote
Quote
Come on then, lets have some fun.

I'll start it, you finnish it.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
?
?

I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

......have you just been reading....Jane Austen?.Debs.
in 2010.......you should say......"I'm an attractive ....mature and capable woman of independent means.".....so much more twenty-first century..... :y :y :y :y ;)

Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 12:34:52
For Christmas 2008 I bought my long-suffering wife (amongst other stuff!):
Ironing board
Roadcraft Police Drivers Manual

2009:
101 Housework songs

How will I ever top those romantic gifts  :-?

Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 February 2010, 12:38:15
Quote
For Christmas 2008 I bought my long-suffering wife (amongst other stuff!):
Ironing board
Roadcraft Police Drivers Manual

2009:
101 Housework songs

How will I ever top those romantic gifts  :-?


.......excellent ....romantic choice.... ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Debs. on 04 February 2010, 12:39:24
Quote
......have you just been reading....Jane Austen?.Debs.
in 2010.......you should say......"I'm an attractive ....mature and capable woman of independent means.".....so much more twenty-first century..... :y :y :y :y ;)


At least one of them is right! ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 February 2010, 12:44:54
Quote
This is Optimals favourite that he sends in all his cards.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

....Optimal
.....Optomist
...Optimals
...Optometrist

..........I give up.....Philistines.. ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 12:45:05
Quote
Quote
For Christmas 2008 I bought my long-suffering wife (amongst other stuff!):
Ironing board
Roadcraft Police Drivers Manual

2009:
101 Housework songs

How will I ever top those romantic gifts  :-?


.......excellent ....romantic choice.... ;) ;) ;)

actually, I think it was just the cover; the board had a few years left in it  :-?
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 February 2010, 12:46:10
Quote
For Christmas 2008 I bought my long-suffering wife (amongst other stuff!):
Ironing board
Roadcraft Police Drivers Manual

2009:
101 Housework songs

How will I ever top those romantic gifts  :-?



Optimal is like that.

A New Iron
Microwave.

and finally after 3 years of washing in the sink he bought Dusty a washing machine.   ::) ::) ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 12:50:57
Quote
Quote
This is Optimals favourite that he sends in all his cards.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

....Optimal
.....Optomist
...Optimals
...Optometrist

..........I give up.....Philistines.. ;D ;D ;)

Palestines  :-?
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Lazydocker on 04 February 2010, 13:11:05
The current Mrs LD and I have never done anything particularly special for Valentines day (or birthdays come to think of it ::)) and think it's just a load of commercial BS to try and get people to spend money >:( >:(

Why do I need a special day to tell her I love her... I tell her every day anyway ::) :y :y :y
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 February 2010, 13:23:33
Quote
Quote
......have you just been reading....Jane Austen?.Debs.
in 2010.......you should say......"I'm an attractive ....mature and capable woman of independent means.".....so much more twenty-first century..... :y :y :y :y ;)


At least one of them is right! ;D
........do I detect a touch of self-deprecation....Ms Debs?......far too modest for your own good ...methinks..... ;) ;) ;) :-*
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Kevin Wood on 04 February 2010, 13:29:44
Quote
I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Debs. on 04 February 2010, 13:39:28
Quote
Quote
I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 February 2010, 13:46:25
Quote
Quote
Quote
I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)

......Does anyone have a Banjo?... ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 February 2010, 13:56:31
Quote
Quote
Quote
I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)



Don't you just love the direct, unambiguous and open approach so prevalent in certain parts of the country? - refreshing or what? ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: david_omega on 04 February 2010, 14:09:44
valentines day isnt complete until  you walk into a restaurant with two fit blonde 19yo twins, (ok they only friends) but at the time was realy funny, they each have blokes now, but the look on peoples faces was very funny and i was real smug!
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 February 2010, 14:15:52
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)



Don't you just love the direct, unambiguous and open approach so prevalent in certain parts of the country? - refreshing or what? ;D ;D :y

.....My parents retired to Wales (Powys)...in 1986....Zulu......and are occasionally still called "the foreigners from England"....As for what "demonic goings on".....still happen in the mountains......I shudder to think..... :y :y :y 
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 February 2010, 14:27:25
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)

......Does anyone have a Banjo?... ::) ::) ;)



Quote
Does anyone have a Banjo


This rather scary chap has :o :o



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG57q7YZdzA&feature=related[/media]
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: cruisetopoland on 04 February 2010, 14:36:20
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)



Don't you just love the direct, unambiguous and open approach so prevalent in certain parts of the country? - refreshing or what? ;D ;D :y

.....My parents retired to Wales (Powys) ....in 1986....Zulu......and are occasionally still called "the foreigners from England"....As for what "demonic goings on".....still happen in the mountains......I shudder to think..... :y :y :y 

I am there right now, in Knighton, Powys.
It is miserable, grey and drizzly, aspiring to be demonic...
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: ScottieMV6 on 04 February 2010, 15:01:30
I apologise in advance for the total political incorrectness of what I am about to type but this made me chuckle the first time I heard it:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I  ;D
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: sexydaz on 04 February 2010, 21:48:41
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)

......Does anyone have a Banjo?... ::) ::) ;)



Quote
Does anyone have a Banjo


This rather scary chap has :o :o



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG57q7YZdzA&feature=related[/media]
after watchin this which is quality this came up amazing young man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_y1_iownG4&feature=player_embedded#
Title: Re: valentines day
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 05 February 2010, 09:39:32
Quote



after watchin this which is quality this came up amazing young man


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_y1_iownG4&feature=player_embedded#


You're not wrong there Herc, he certainly has a command of the instrument - very impressive 8-) 8-) :y