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Title: The all new dating watch!
Post by: Welung666 on 05 February 2010, 21:16:09
A man meets a woman in a bar and buys her a drink, during this time he keeps looking at his watch.

She asks "Why do you keep looking at your watch?"

"It's my new dating watch" he replies "it's giving me information about you."

"What does it say?" she asks

"It says your not wearing any panties!"

She retorts "Well it's wrong!"

"I know!" he replies "It's an hour fast!"
Title: Re: The all new dating watch!
Post by: Proz on 05 February 2010, 21:41:35
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 February 2010, 21:43:25
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Post by: Vamps on 05 February 2010, 21:47:45
 :D :D :D :D :y
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Post by: ScottieMV6 on 06 February 2010, 09:58:00
Excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 06 February 2010, 10:23:28
 ;D :y
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Post by: cam2502 on 06 February 2010, 16:33:02
might try that tonight! ;D ;D
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Post by: Del Boy on 06 February 2010, 16:33:37
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 February 2010, 16:44:36
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: R.C. ™ on 06 February 2010, 18:00:21
 :D   Ding Dong   ;D
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Post by: PhilRich on 06 February 2010, 19:11:58
Bloody good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 06 February 2010, 19:13:33
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y