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Title: Emergency phone call
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 05 February 2010, 19:17:03
Man dials 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" the operator says "How do you know?",he says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!!!"  ;D
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: Richie London on 05 February 2010, 19:18:38
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: STMO999 on 05 February 2010, 19:18:45
 ;D ;)
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: waspy on 05 February 2010, 19:20:15
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Heard before, always good to be reminded :y
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: Tony H on 05 February 2010, 19:20:22
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: Proz on 05 February 2010, 19:21:10
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Vamps on 05 February 2010, 21:50:28
 :o :o :o :-X :D :D :D
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 05 February 2010, 22:33:25
 ;D ;D ;D ;D very good  ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 February 2010, 11:34:48
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: R.C. ™ on 06 February 2010, 17:13:10
 ;D   :D :D :D   ;D
Title: Re: Emergency phone call
Post by: PhilRich on 06 February 2010, 19:36:26
Bloody good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y